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Jessica Glassberg

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About Me

Writer/Standup comic www.jessicaglassberg.com

My Interests

Writing, attempting to be funny

I'd like to meet:

Mel Brooks...you know him?

Music:

CLASSIC ROCK!!!

Movies:

The Princess Bride, MEL BROOKS MOVIES esp: The Producers, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, etc., Monty Python movies, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, 12 Monkeys, The Original Star Wars before Lucas killed them, Indiana Jones, Midnight Madness, Pulp Fiction, When Harry Met Sally (I've been looking for a red swade pump)

Television:

Arrested Development...watch it so they don't cancel it. The Daily Show

Books:

Clockwork Orange, East of Eden, The Secret History, The Nutshell Library

My Blog

MY JOKES MADE IT INTO THE MOVIE, "SYDNEY WHITE!"

So, about a year ago, I learned that a friend of mine, Danny Manus, from good old Plainview Long Island, had made the cross country trek and was living in LA. We met for lunch and it was great to cat...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:23:00 PST

Spirits in the Material World

On Saturday night, June 23rd, Derek and I drive into the Dodger Stadium parking lot around 5:20PM for The Police concert. A bit early for a concert called for 6:30, but with the drama of getting the...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:58:00 PST

Made Me Laugh

I arrived home late last night after a long day's work and over an hour-long commute to my DVRed NBC Thursday night comedy television lineup.Had a late dinner&Pad thai and yellow curry with chicken  ...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST

I Believe the Children Are Our Future...

This past weekend I worked on "The Spotlight Awards," a local Southern California awards show for High School students in the arts, held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion and hosted by John Lithgow.The...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

TRADITION!

For those who observe the holiday and to inform those who don't&Passover is a holiday filled with tradition. We tell the story of the Jews fleeing Egypt because, yet again, people hate us and want us...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

My Valentine to the Plainview Pool

Do you remember the days of Fun Dip? (apparently these days are still happening as I recently received a packet of FUN DIP) The envelope of Lik-M-Aid's sugared goodness was left on my desk for consu...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS

The days leading up to Sunday's SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS show were spent mostly running up and down stairs while hopping over electrical cables, making phone calls and eating. Lots and lots of eati...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:30:00 PST

CMU DIPLOMA REVOKED!!!

Ok¬ really, but symbolically it might as well have been.After being accepted to Carnegie Mellon University, and once I decided to attend, in Fall of 1997, my parents proudly decorated their cars wi...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

The Meaning of the Nutcracker...revealed!

Growing up on Long Island, I frequented the city pretty&well&frequently. I'd go over to Times Square to check out TKTS and catch something on Broadway, get the family together for a lobster dinner at ...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:17:00 PST

Who knew Avocado Dogs translate into Rolling Stones (PART II)

Wednesday November 22nd arrives...I get out of work early...Kevin picks me up and we set out for the concert at 5. It starts at 7 with Bonnie Raitt opening up, I'm sure she'll put on a good show...2 ...
Posted by Jessica Glassberg on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:10:00 PST