Today is a great day........ |
Well, I woke up this morning and I was very refreshed. I got to the shower, and I found myself singing. I don't normally sing in the shower, but I just couldn't help busting out Sean Stewa...
Posted by Jay Smith on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:36:00 PST |
Thank you myspace. |
With the overexposure of myspace, many have grown weary of the site, and have fled. I completely understand this. When something becomes too trendy, it becomes fucking lame.&nbs...
Posted by Jay Smith on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST |
Is the Laugh Factory run by The Ministry of Magic? |
Ok. Now this bullshit with Michael Richards has reached a new retarded level of political correctness and idiocy. In case you don't know, The Laugh Factory, one of the supposed leader...
Posted by Jay Smith on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST |
The Facts of Life for Retards....new and improved! |
So I'm surfing the internet today, and I come across a website that I think all of you Facts of Life people would just love, http://www.lisawhelchel.com/my_story.htm
So this is Blair from...
Posted by Jay Smith on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:35:00 PST |
I am gonna fucking kill myself |
So I wake up today and go to work, and I go to the Myspace, and I log in to my account, and for the first time ever I have nothing. Nothing! No messages. No comments. No friend...
Posted by Jay Smith on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST |
Crystal Meth, a true wonderdrug. |
I almost got into a fight in a parking lot with 3 meth heads after a gig one night(I love being able to say gig, I'm so awesome!). Their ring leader waved at me and started yelling at me in...
Posted by Jay Smith on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:32:00 PST |
The Death of our savior............... |
What the fuck? Jews killed Jesus. Then they started a band. The band was called "Jesus is an asshole, he stole my Air Supply Record". You know a lot of people don't know that that was the real reason ...
Posted by Jay Smith on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:22:00 PST |
So many cancers alive in the NBA Playoffs. |
I have really been enjoying this years NBA Playoffs. There were some amazing first round series, most notably Cavs/Bullets(yeah, you saw that right. one of the coolest nicknames in the history o...
Posted by Jay Smith on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:09:00 PST |
When did comedy become lame? |
I keep getting all these notices and shit for stand-up comedy conventions and seminars. Is it just me, or is this the fucking antithesis of what stand-up is really about. I mean, could you...
Posted by Jay Smith on Thu, 11 May 2006 05:09:00 PST |
I'll Rock-Paper-Scissors you..... |
My head is still not quite right from this long crazy weekend spent among 100,000 other decadent motherfuckers at The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. What a weekend, though I did have ...
Posted by Jay Smith on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:01:00 PST |
