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Nick Hoff

About Me

I'm a stand up comedian living in Los Angeles.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone fun.

My Blog

Movie Review: The Happening

This weekend I saw M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, "The Happening." DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE! This review is not a spoiler as M Night did a good enough job of spoiling the movie for everyone already....
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:42:00 GMT

State of the Union

With the primaries starting to take full swing and the election growing ever closer, here are a few things to bear in mind before you take your stance.The candidates. Let's be honest, none of them ar...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:26:00 GMT

How could you not give me Kudos for this?

Good morning to the internet community on a beautiful Sunday morning here in LA!    It's not beautiful because of the weather, oh no.  It's beautiful because I am up before 10...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:17:00 GMT

This will take no more than 1 minute to read

Somebody wrote a paper about me. I'm sure children everywhere will soon be writing their 5th grade reports on how funny I am. Put the report in a plastic covered binder and hand it in for a guarante...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:32:00 GMT

New Jokes and 07 Goals

New Jokes in the works!Get ready people. New jokes are coming. They're gonna be a lot funnier than anything else I've done. I've rededicated myself to writing and performing as much as I can in 200...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:26:00 GMT

My Beef

Because nobody else is blogging, here's the news.My Beefs1) Professional Football Replay Challenge I will start my beef-train with a case that..s problem is two-pronged, which is a double no-no. ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:46:00 GMT

It's about time

Well, I was sitting in my room wishing I had cable television but figured, why waste my time away with tv when I could get on myspace and really get some things accomplished.  So here I am, blogg...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 22:20:00 GMT

People who get me in trouble

This is a top 10 list of people who get me in trouble on a day to day basis.10) Adam Sandler. In the movie Happy Gilmore Adam's golf coach is nicknamed "Chubbs" and in the movie Happy says, "You're pr...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 17:20:00 GMT

Bird Feeder

Well, hello again Justin (Bird). I will only address you in my blog because, while others read it, you're my only subscriber.....therefore, my only guaranteed read. With the work day winding down I ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:51:00 GMT

Blah Blah Blog

Well, I fiugre I'll blog too. And since I'm pretty sure nobody will read this, its pretty much my internal monoblog. Anywho, here goes nothing. So its a friday night and I'm leaving in about an...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 17:44:00 GMT