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kyle kinane

death of the party

About Me

i want to cry into your pussy.

My Interests

the jokes

I'd like to meet:

no.

Music:

six percent.

Movies:

bt in lc.

Television:

cunt-flipper (wifeswap).

Books:

it's about a problem i have.

Heroes:

theramin players.

My Blog

somewhere in lafayette i think

it had been a hell of a party with police and running and fighting and music. when i woke up, greg was in the front yard with a garden hose watering down a couch that wasn't out there the night before...
Posted by kyle kinane on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:06:00 PST

ray’s marina

despite knowing that ultimately i chose all 2,000+ songs i have in the pocket juke, the random play option was downright scaring me tonight with it's accurate accompaniment of my mood.  i said "y...
Posted by kyle kinane on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:25:00 PST

more from the station (dont encourage me)

man, that guy with the tattoo scribblings on his forehead has been in the bathroom for a long time. i decided to not worry about it too much and fiddled with which brand of cigarette i would...
Posted by kyle kinane on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:20:00 PST

trust-worthy

lace gloves and stilleto boots would've been fine for the city, but this fella was strutting around a gas station in wooddale, illinois.  not necessarily the friendliest place for a post-era glam...
Posted by kyle kinane on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:42:00 PST

the smartest boy in the world

sure i'm in the ocean, but i'm pretty quick on the draw and i bet i can get out my contact lens and clean it before the next wave comes crashing down on-- i hate wearing these fucking glasses.  t...
Posted by kyle kinane on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:25:00 PST

Davey Crockett at Taco Bell

He kept yelling "They're in the walls, boys! No surrender!" and throwing hot sauce at the employees.  I just got him some chicken soft tacos and then we got the fuck out of th...
Posted by kyle kinane on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:05:00 PST

bad ideas deemed temporarily good

i threw up all over last night.  then i left my shoes outside for no reason.  then today i bought a bunch of pizza that i couldn't eat what with having the sick come out of me so much last n...
Posted by kyle kinane on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:37:00 PST

rap lyrics to explain how i feel

gonna get home and cook tha fuck outta that mac and cheese ice water gonna wash it down like a bitch with fleas straight out the pot, hot and ready to trot like seabiscuit--too bad i got no hot ...
Posted by kyle kinane on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:13:00 PST

proposed business ideas

a gay nightclub called "A Stab In the Dark." a hot dog stand that was really hard to find called "Anne's Franks." (Heeb Nat'l, of course) the brain's cloudy this morning.  what can i say.&nb...
Posted by kyle kinane on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

the narcissism is a monster that eats its own flesh

googled my name today.  it's a dangerous pursuit.  once you look into that cave, you can't erase what you see. i got this: http://www.horsebreedingadvice.com/horsebreedvideos/video-th eme/kin...
Posted by kyle kinane on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:37:00 PST