New Blog, These Dishes Are Done. Time For New Dishes. |
Well, we sure had some good times here, but it's time to make the divorce final.The Foxy Gentleman, America's #1 Blog/Gay Strip Club is officially closed.If you dig my nonsense, you can read it a...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:26:00 GMT |
WHITE LION'S NEW CD - RETURN OF THE PRIDE - ON SALE |
This is the only message I've received on myspace in about 3 weeks. I'll take it! WHITE LION is back with RETURN OF THE PRIDE. Billboard magazine calls ROTP a "brilliant cd - matching the best of the...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:56:00 GMT |
Opening Statements For A Roast of Mediocre Producer/Rapper Jermaine Dupri That'll Never Happen |
Jermaine Dupri is SO wack...
"How wack is he?!"
Jermaine Dupri is so wack he writes diss tracks about himself.
And they really aren't very good.
50 Cent got his own Vitamin Water, Jerm...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:27:00 GMT |
The Suedes |
From the joke notebook of Happy Days Comedian, Roger Webber:
My world got turned upside down when I realized that Leather and Pinky Tuscadero were sisters, and not two unrelated women that...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:00:00 GMT |
Where The Grass Is Green |
This morning I was eating Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits in the car on the way to work. Fumbling with the box, I dropped one into the plastic tumbler of Pabst I had in the cup holder an...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:26:00 GMT |
Gary Awesome |
1. Nothing says, "I'm a mediocre performer" like the name, "John Legend".
2. If you say you signed up to be a cop so you could "help people", chances are you're Ethan Hawke's characte...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:35:00 GMT |
Slips and Sleds |
Remember that shoe throwing thing, like, AGES ago?Comedy.com was kind enough to axe me to speak on some shoes and be all fashiony about it.Sweat it here: The 5 Worst Shoes To Have Thrown At You
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:47:00 GMT |
Shame On You McDonald's |
If you're a broke scumbag like me, you've come to rely on the McDonald's $1 double cheeseburger for sustenance when in a pinch like being down to nickels, dimes, and pennies.Well, those days are done....
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:56:00 GMT |
Hubby Dances A Jig |
The only time women have called their husband their "hubby" past 1982 is when they're not real women. The sure sign that there isn't actually a woman on the other end of a spam sex email or crai...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:50:00 GMT |
Vic Shield |
See Sopranos? People DO appreciate it when you put a nice bow on on a gift you took the time to carefully wrap yourself. Especially when it's a going away present.No one wants, "Here. ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:38:00 GMT |
