Music, sex, music that sounds like sex, decadence, debauchery, defying archetypes, elitism, aesthetics, aural endeavors, vaccum tube amplifiers, passive pickups, semi-hollows, sediment at the bottom of beverages, pomade, dogs, garlic, garlic stuffed olives, olive oil, red wine, puttanesca, nutella, mayonnaise, mayonnaise on krinkle fries, cigars, tight blacks, leathers, zippered boots, expensive underwears(nothin tops comfort on the naughty bits), neatly trimmed fingernails, all things orange, breathing fire, alcohol, ambiguity, shirling, demolition derbys, grilling, welding, ocean, desert, fireworks, storms, fog, dark/dirty/taboo and laughing at such, muckin' around in the muck, setting myself on fire, burying my fucking halo, guitars and stars and cars in the ballrooms of mars. I also like dark things. Dark beer. Dark Coffee. Dark clothes. Dark women...
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who understands that "Rock N' Roll" is a euphemism for sex. Anyone who's done their fucking rock homework, 'cause there ain't shit that's worth a shit under the noon-day 2006 sun. People who see the demigod in me, anyone who'll put up with me, anyone who'll drive me home, those blessed with the gift of gab, hot ones, smart ones, good cooks, the golden-eared, the lazer-eyed, appendages, doppelgangers, Ted Nugent, Morris Day, Iggy Pop(formally anyway), Prince, Those incapable of fakery. Also,....people who fucking matter. Far too many of you just fucking DON'T.
Music:
..Iggy Pop/The Stooges, Slade, T Rex, New York Dolls, The Sweet, Hellacopters, Guns N Roses, Mastadong, Led Zeppers, The Who, The Faces, Rod Stewart, MC5, Thin Lizzy, The Stones, Yardbirds, Mott the Hoople/Ian Hunter, Neil Young, E.L.O., Q. of the Motherfucking S.A., Motley Crue, Dio, W.A.S.P., Van Halen(Roth), Queen, Social D, Acid Bath/Agents of Oblivion/Deadboy & The Elephantmen, Billy Idol, The Cramps, E.A. Presley, Jerry Lee(The Killer)Lewis, Link Wray, Swervedriver, Steely Dan, The Cars, PJ Harvey, Roxy Music, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Dandy Warhols, Spiritualized, The Verve, Bauhaus, Love & Rockets, Cream, Billy Squier, Whitesnake, High on Fire, Today is the Day, Neurosis, Goatsnake, Chavez, Prince, Adam Ant, Aphex Twin, Ted fucking Nugent, Turbonegro, Bowie, Placebo, Failure, Danzig, Morphine, Jazz, Rockabilly, Blues, Metal, some of the purer strains of unadulterated Rock N' Roll...(I'll never fully fill this thing out)
Movies:
Burt Reynolds ones
Television:
VH1 Classic is heroin.
Most Adult Swim.
Although I currently don't have cable, nor do I want it back...
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Books:
The Tube Amp Book by Aspen Pittman
Heroes:
Myself
...and these blokes.
