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About Me

Riley is "corn-fed....as country as pig-tracks, and as down to earth as the earth itself...a chunk of sensation, a singular field, an event, an encounter...reopening her doors...a science fiction mystery that takes a very unique format...a young and gifted boxer on the skids....also skilled enough in the freehand work that she can watch TV and make lace at the same time...patient, creative and committed...beautiful physically and mentally, loves to dream, hardworking...hard to control...able to solve her own problems...a diva that has the world wrapped around her little finger...a tireless advocate for independent inventor's rights...the best available legend....a big inspiration...totally awesome...full of humor...spirited...unmatched...still alive...innocent...doing really well...outstanding"
What Will Happen After My Death?... "The devil replies that this is hell, and that (contrary to popular belief) he just loves to party. He gives you a lei and you rush over to the keg, where Elvis is the keg master. You spend the rest of eternity going shot for shot with Jim Morrison."

My Interests

Goodtimes in general...All things rock n roll.

I'd like to meet:

"...the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes Awww!" -Jack Kerouac

Music:

yes please, may i have more?

Movies:

I like to watch movies with my eyes closed, subtitles on, and the volume on 53...but here's a few: Little Miss Sunshine, True Romance, High Fidelity, Almost Famous, Sideways, Igby Goes Down, Lost Boys, Big Lebowski, Mean Girls, Harold N Maude, Office Space, Old School, Spongebob Squarepants, Fight Club, Better Off Dead, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Underworld, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Goonies, Best In Show, Fear N Loathing in Las Vegas, Goodfellas, Godfather II, The Notebook, oh, and of course...Breakfast At Tiffany's.

Television:

One day I'm gonna get cable...and then my life will be complete...oh...but seriously ;)

Books:

Anything that will make me laugh out loud or keep me yearning for more and more..the book that goes everywhere with me so that if I have 3 minutes to read, it's there calling my name.

Heroes:

My mom!

My Blog

Tips on how to be a good wife...

Please be sure to read up and remember! You don't want to go disappointing your man now, do you? Know your place ladies!! (um, yeah...i'm totally kidding) Please do notice the date posted just above t...
Posted by Riley on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

sex training...with your nose?

Interesting...I wanna know who trys this at home... How to Please a Woman by Sis. Nicole Lasher Bringing a woman to orgasm. It's as easy as rubbing your nose. Most guys who've had sex more...
Posted by Riley on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

Denim Dependency

Hudson Jeans is happy to announce a partnership between our marketing department and Dr. Eugene S. Hudson's Institute for Denim Avoidance. Dr. Eugene S. Hudson MDD (Masters in Denim Dependency) has ta...
Posted by Riley on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

FUCK!! and all its lovely meanings...

Why don't you go outside and play hide-n-go-fuck-yourself!!.. ">...
Posted by Riley on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:57:00 PST

The Value Of A Drink...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When theywake up in the morning, that's as good as they'regoing to feel all day. "~Frank Sinatra"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up readi...
Posted by Riley on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:55:00 PST

Brilliant words of advice by George Carlin..

> GEORGE CARLIN> (His wife recently died...)>Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - Awesomely gross and mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appro...
Posted by Riley on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:36:00 PST

why, why, why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?Why does someone b...
Posted by Riley on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:34:00 PST

Damn conspiracies!

Got me all wound up.... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7772696530684663669 &q=loose change ...
Posted by Riley on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:13:00 PST

Many thanks!!

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. a.. ...
Posted by Riley on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:06:00 PST

If myspace were real....

So I don't really share random personal thoughts with the world very often, if ever...but I do love to blog funny shit like this! If MySpace were real: 19 year old boys would not own shirt...
Posted by Riley on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:57:00 PST