it really is just another night. |
Well, as we all try to regain our composure from the waste of time and money that is the celebration of the winter solstice/birth of the zombie king, we need to prepare ourselves for the inevitable le...
Posted by aryeh on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:34:00 PST |
man, you look like an asshole. |
Here's a quick PSA for that ass . . .C R O C S A R E F U C K I N G R E T A R D E D ! ! !They are the shoe equivalent of wearing sweatpants in public. Case in point:While i was waiting at the hospit...
Posted by aryeh on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:16:00 PST |
major general smedley butler |
Smedley Darlington Butler * Born: West Chester, Pa., July 30, 1881 * Educated: Haverford School * Married: Ethel C. Peters, of Philadelphia, June 30, 1905 * Awarded two congressional medal...
Posted by aryeh on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:09:00 PST |
speaking of glitter . . . |
"So . . . I couldn't help but notice your costume, Ms., or is it Mrs.?"Actually, what I couldn't help but notice is the recent influx of total whore-couture pictures you ladies are using as your defau...
Posted by aryeh on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:53:00 PST |
these girls |
All of these women. All of these distracting gifts of edifying wonder. All of these reasons to live. I'm in a continuous sate of marvel by all of your feminine qualities. All of my opposites. I'm baf...
Posted by aryeh on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:24:00 PST |
you give toys . . .a bad name. |
Let me be extra clear about something: Jon Bon Jovi is not cool. The band, "Bon Jovi", also not cool. And so we understand each other, they're not so un-cool that they are actually cool again -- like ...
Posted by aryeh on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:47:00 PST |
strangelove |
Audrey Hollander: Soulless Fister. There comes a time in every man's life when he has to question the things that define him. That seems like a rather hefty statement, (and like I might be going off ...
Posted by aryeh on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:27:00 PST |
saved your life with a t-shirt |
October 25/26 20077:07 pmI leave my house after arguing for a half hour about which van I'll be using to go into Los Angeles to see a show with one of my best friends. Even though these plans have bee...
Posted by aryeh on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:47:00 PST |
the short list. |
On the short list of things . . .1) I'm NOT willing to try sexually -- Ingestion of waste fluids: You know, shit, piss, vomit, etc. This is gnarley as hell-- no matter how hot the girls from cupchicks...
Posted by aryeh on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:24:00 PST |
hail to the frail. |
i hate jesus.i hate the zombie king.i hate "jews for jesus". they're just finishing the job that hitler started.i hate armchair conspiracy theorists.sooo . . . the jews are responsible for all the wor...
Posted by aryeh on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:28:00 PST |
