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Mike Nielsen

YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

Amy Poehler and Wood Harris were mad that I was late. Or they were mad that I interrupted their discussion about shitting. Either way I'm awkward in this clip.

My Interests

Comedy, board games, spinning around 'till I'm dizzy, being the nerd that quotes movies and tv shows (but I always give credit where credit is due)

I'd like to meet:

Everyone ever made.

Music:

I have the worst/best taste in music. Jazz. Just kidding, jazz is boring. I like any band that has a greatest hits album. Even the Beach Boys (although Kokomo is probably the worst song ever). ABBA, Beastie Boys, Beatles, The Clash, Flaming Lips, The GoGo's, Nikki and the Corvettes, Nirvana, The Ramones, Rancid, White Stripes, Mikey Jackson, Dusty Springfield, The Supremes, Elvis, The Bee Gee's, Pat Benetar, The Killers, that one song by Squeeze, Franz Ferdinand, Jasper, Frank Black, Pixies, The Breeders, Johnny Cash, REO Speedwagon, Operation Ivy, Blondie, The Buzzcocks, Talking Heads, and Rockapella. That is worst/best list of the worst/best music ever.

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Wet Hot American Summer, Dumb and Dumber, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Southland Tales, The Big Lebowski, Dirty Work, The Good Girl, Wayne's World I & II, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Rushmore, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Knocked Up, The Simpsons Movie, Sideways, Best In Show, Godfather I & II and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Upright Citizens Brigade, 30 Rock, I Love Lucy, Mr. Show, SNL(nostalgia), Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office (UK and American(it grew on me)), Comedy Central Presents:_______, Daily Show, Get a Life, Extras, Game Shows, Seinfeld.

Books:

The Catcher In The Rye, 97 Ways To Make A Dog Smile, The Great Santini, Everybody Poops, Toxic Sludge is Good For You, The Ralph Wiggum Book, Live From New York, Mr. Show: What Happened?, America: The Book, Wigfield, Born Standing Up, Barrel Fever, How To Talk Dirty and Influence People, Black Like Me.

Heroes:

My dad.