WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA SENORS AND SENORITAS!
Im not gay but I would totally bang this dude. Wait, I already do! That's me!!!
When Im not volunteering my time at the retarded animal shelter or reading really loud to deaf kids or teaching dumb people to read better, I enjoy all kinds of worldy things. Travelling, skiing, scubadiving, tennis, skydiving, bungeejumping, shooting guns, working out, making out, eating out, doing standup comedy just to name a few. Im also a kickass ping pong player, I play Asians for practice which is why I am so good. It is usually KC who is at the receiving end of my pong beatdowns. I like going to the movies, puffing the magic dragon, travelling to exotic locales, and being in the warm sun... So far it all seems to be working out!The SUPER RARE drunk Trav, he might come out only 1 or 2 times a year. Take my 29th birthday party for example! Good times!!!!!!!!
Or dancing on a table in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico while hot babes adorn me with pretty flowers.Vegas-where dreams come true. And I lose money gambling.The secret to my conquests, it's all in this dance!Did I mention I am a professional leg wrestler!?
"Now show me where blondes are from again. Oh yeahhhh".
If you're wondering where the hell I came from, who could have created such a sexy beast, look no further than my parents!!Mommalicious!!Daddylicious!!
My dad will grant you 3 wishes if you lick him. So cool!and wittle bwuther Ryan!!
Ryanlicious aka Froof
Fun in the kitchen with Chef Re-Tar-Dee!!
Awww my wittle sister Aliyah!! (not yet old enough for myspace mischief, however it looks like even at 11 she knows how to handle some serious wood; the violin, you sickass perv)
I'd like to meet:
See how I almost got an Oscar!!If YOU are a passionate and funny and most importantly happy down to earth person, I want to meet you! But before that, no offense, I would like to meet Eva Longoria, well not as much meet, more like makeout with on top of a rainbow that overlooks a tropical paradise then leading to mindblowing sex while a mist of mint chocolate spray fills the air while all the people who have ever hated me or ever screwed me over have to stand there and watch this all happen. And then the order would be your mom, and then the inventor of pizza, who is probably really rich by now and I would like to meet aliens, minus the anal probing..Whats up with aliens and their crazy ass fetish? Do they not have rectums on other planets? Not even Uranus? This deserves some serious investigating.
And NO scorpios!! (puke noises) blah.....
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Music:
I get the most aural pleasure from downtempo, lounge, deep house, dub, and trip hop.
Paul Oakenfold, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Portishead, UNKLE, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Miles Davis, Radiohead, AIR, Sasha, Tosca, Massive Attack, Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers, Bad Boy Bill, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Jethro Tull, DJ Cam, Ben Neill, Tricky, Roni Size, Crystal Method, Underworld, Bush, Nince Inch Nails, dzihan and Kamien, Bob Marley, Morcheeba, , U2, Depeche Mode, Thievery Corporation, Stone Temple Pilots, and anything from the 80's. Ahh good times, Miami Vice was on TV and I actually had a hot girlfriend in the 6th grade!!
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Movies:
The Graduate, American Beauty, Fight Club, Dead Poets Society, Jacob's Ladder, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Animal House, Heat, Natlional Lampoon's Vacation, Casino, Scarface, Apocalypse Now, Airplane!, Die Hard, Basic Instinct, The Doors, Vanilla Sky , Pi, Requiem For a Dream, Best In Show, Easy Rider, Goldfinger, Goonies, Night at the Roxbury, Unfaithful, Being John Malkovich, Strange Days, Team America, and anything with Bill Murray, Robin Williams and Steve Martin
Television:
Ali G, Desperate Housewives (especially the episodes where Eva L is sporting the lingerie, roooooooowrrrrr..), Lost, MasterBaiting with Ryan ( a fishing show starring my brother Ryan that I produce), Nip/Tuck, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Leno, Conan, old school Twilight Zone episodes, South Park, Reno911, Chappelle's Show, pretty much anything on Comedy Central, Discovery Channel (in hiiiigh def!!) and CNN & Foxnews for all my brain food.
Books:
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Coloring Books!!!! And also "How to Live a Normal Life Despite Having a Giant Penis and Giant Brain: a Pop-Up Book", a self-help guide I wrote. Books to read: "Confessions of an Economic Hit Man" "Snowblind", "ManHunt" "Charlie Wilson's War"
Heroes:
First of all Id like to thank the Academy. Here are the people that rock the Licious- my parents, my friends, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Salvador Dali, Wile E Coyote, Tom Leykus, Bill O Reilly, Jay Leno, anyone who has ever been my teacher, General Tso for having the BEST chicken ever, the makers of Quaaludes and Snyder's Pretzels , Cherry Coke,Jujyfruits, Italians for having the best food and females, honest people, funny people, anyone who thinks outside of the box, a risk taker, a flair for spontaneity and travel, open minded as well as music loving, anyone who can keep up with me mentally or sexually, and last but not least, Eva Longoria's parents for having sex. And speaking of parents, here are mine!!!
