Randomness at 2 am |
So here I am. 2am. Lying on my futon wearing nothing but a tank-tini, Legs are closed tight but my mind is spread eagle. Usually in a uproarious crisis situation like this, I enjoy...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Updates! |
So heres whats going on. Currently Im in the process of shooting some new shorts for myspace. They will be sketch and interview type shorts. Im guessing they will be completely shot and edited within ...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:30:00 PST |
New Myspace Page |
OK so I am having someone new work on my Myspace. My old one was not user friendly so I had to delete it. My new Myspace page will WoW you and make your pants come off. Ok maybe your pants will r...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST |
I hate Airports |
As I stare across at this hot girl who easily knows that im staring at her, I think to myself about how awful waiting for delayed planes can be. I try to think of all the things I could possibly be do...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:16:00 PST |
Moving Day! |
Its 8:30 am and Im waiting for the movers to arrive. They are late due to oversleeping. Or as they like to call it " flat tire on the free way ". I sit here on the edge of my couch indulging my s...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:55:00 PST |
Admiration... |
Its funny how things work out. I was walking down the street, wait, why do people say walking down the street? are they in hilly areas constantly. Because if so you can count me out of ever being wher...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST |
I hate A&E Television Network |
Hello A&E television network. I am upset and it has alot to do with you. On the date of January 2nd I was tuned in to the 2:30 am showing of the oscar nominated movie " A few good men". I had my b...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST |
Holidays |
This letter is intended for the Holidays. All of you will be included except for Kwanza. Not because im racist, but because I do not like the letters K and W following each other. To all other Holiday...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:24:00 PST |
Dear Lazer Tag..... |
Dear Lazer Tag,
Wow. You look good. I mean real good. I know the holidays are coming up but boy you sure look fancy in your box. I can just imagine you clothed in some sexy christmas wrappi...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:17:00 PST |
ATTN: Letter to the ugly baby at applebees |
Dear Ugly Baby at Applebees earlier tonight,
This letter is to inform you that you are disgusting looking. Dont try to act cute. I saw...
Posted by Dan Cottrell on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST |
