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Jackie Jean

It's the Damn Standard!

About Me

"I have the attention span of a ferret on Crystal Meth." I'm a complete retard and very comfortable with that. I'm extremely dense and its takes me a while to get jokes. I was born in Colorado, then moved to Texas, then moved to Maryland, and then moved to Long Island. I go to college in the city and pretend to actually care about school when I really can't stand it. I love acting like an idiot, drinking tequila, and talking about the stupid crap we did the night before. My heterosexual lifemate is Dee. I can't make a decision for the life of me and just like to have a good time.Take the quiz:
WhIcH mEaN gIrL rU?

Karen
your really dumb and dont know whats going on half the time....

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My Interests

Shopping (but thats a given and yes I am getting help), goo goo's (hate them but they do make me laugh), Getting drunk and dancing on tables/bars/sofas (any elevated surface), Softball, Cheerleading, Snowboarding (even thought i suck at it), sleeping, running, gettin lost with Danielle on our "adventures", the smell of rain and snow, Chillen in the Mountains, stillettos and wifebeaters, handbags (its a bit of an Obsession), honesty, liquid cheese, solid cheese, melted cheese, cheese in general, baked goods, things that sparkle, pina colada jelly beans

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost Colin Farrell, I don't care if he is the biggest slut in hollywood (I'm fine with it), Lindsay Lohan (so I can smack her in the face), and Jason Statham. The man is balding or maybe he just has his head shaved, but there is something about that man. Sweet Jesus I may need to wipe my seat. Alright I have a newbee for this group. Edgar Ramirez is my new obsession. Anyone who has seen Domino will understand why I was humping the damn screen in the movie theater. I just got all excited... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Just about anything and yes this does include country. I'm a lil bit country.

Movies:

I love movies and will watch almost anything with the exception of kung fu. If its from the 80's I probably own it and know it by heart. My favorites include, Sixteen Candles, Fight Club, Girl Next Door, Empire Records, 25th Hour, Tigerland, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints and the list goes on and on and on.

Television:

Making the Band. I know what you're thinking, but I can't help myself. Sad part is I only really watch it while I'm at work (T.V.'s at work are on mute and are subtitled). So technically I read Making the Band.

Books:

Vogue, Elle, W, and just bout any other magazine, with school going on I don't have time to read books, but when I have time off I will read anything a friend recommends.

Heroes:

Any one with the balls to follow a dream

My Blog

This Bitch is Goin to Europe!!!!

I'm going to Europe for three weeks. From May 25th to June 15th I will be traveling from London to Paris to Florence to Milan. Going to get crazy especially because my roommate and I love to go out. S...
Posted by SoCo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wow

You hear about alot of stereotypes when you go to a fahsion school, and I never really believed any of them, that was of course until class on Tuesday. Apparently a good portion of my class had no clu...
Posted by SoCo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST