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dee Like whoa

you're gunna have to relax cause, it ain't that serious

About Me

new year, new dee... about me? so check it. i was, i am, and i might just be one of the coolest people you will ever meet. true story. i rock a fake rolex i got for $3. it does not tell time, its just too good. my name plate saids danielle but everyone calls me dee- i am the darkest german you'll ever meet. i am bujetto. i like bamboo earrings and anything that resembles real gold, not so much real gold though, unless its in a lucdia setting from tiff's then ill take it. please dont piss me off- i hold gruges, i still have one from 2nd grade. i forgive but i dont not forget. i have a thing for style, not so much fashion. i have a strong character, i also know every line from clueless. quiz me, i got it. my sneaker collection is kinda bangin, so are my coconut marshmellow cupcakes, i cant spell for shit so yea. i got over it a while ago. my hispanic side comes out with my attitude. which is like every five min. i am outspoken and kinda offensive so ignore me if you cant take, dont talk to me about it cause i really dont care.i pay more attention to twesing my eyebrows than you. i love telling people off, its even better when i have a purpose for it. ask fasano- she'll tell you. i can chop up a 15 lbs. watermelon in under 3min. i am just saying. i knit and sew and become quite crafty when need be. i like making things. i am not saying i am one to talk shit but, you know. and no i dont wear a weave. threw years and years of not cutting my hair and not taking care of it i have achived the coolest hair you have ever seen. but in all honesty i am the biggest dork. seriously. oh and the streak- its all natural. i love being around people, and i am deeply committed to my friends. i am also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, i can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. but yea on a less cocky note, i kinda front sometimes i act like a little bit of a hard ass when i am really not, theres nothing better then a good cuddle.- yea... big dork. ..

My Interests

snowboarding. (and yes this girl is most likey better than you.) i have been doin it for a while so i give myslef premission to be cocky.skateboarding, my apple soundsticks. my whole apple set-up infact.. i dont know what i would do without it. regular Cherrios make me really happy. i also have this strange obession with watermelon, its bad news. i like flipping omlets, and i love cooking a full meal- i am a big fan of getting things done- i make my own clothing. i layout and i design. i am creative i make things work. i am bitter, and no i am not serious 90% percent of the time. and i am NEVER late. one of the worst things in life is a waste of time. plus its disrepectful.. so dont do it- i shop. i am fresh.i love bright colors and i love to paint them even more.i have the biggest hoodie collection you have ever seen.but you have def. never seen hoodies like mine. i am a sneaker freak. i know all about them . techie for life. i love anything that involes neon or day glow for that matter- i love running over my bindings. and i love buying things i cannot afford. i am impulsive. black beans with melted cheese on top is def. an interest.

I'd like to meet:

...rather than who i'd like to meet lets start with who i dont want to meet: if u have more gel on your head right now than there is in the hair product isle @ your local stop and shop (ex: the gotti boy do, the long island blow back or the jersey "i am from fuckln' Jersey" meathead thing going), click the x right know( unless your name is chris and you pull tantrums :), if your a male and you wax your eyebrows (the answer is: no, god can't even save you now)- if you going tanning and your fucking orange and u still think you look good.please stop reading this now because you only going to get more upset. if ur looking at ur computer and are staring at ur refelection- thats right buddy hit the x, and if u put ur hands up and it looks like u have been swimming in shoulder height water- x it. and if ur one of those who is pushing 220lbs (male or female) and think u have the right to rock all white- please do me a service- x it .. - and if your one of those guys who 1) likes to cuddle. 2) just wants to talk or 3) has their own feelings. please go to the hospital and get your balls reattached- then maybe we'll talk. to anyone thats reading this and cannot speak or spell proper english (i.e. one and only blog.) just dont- cause its insulting.
Survey Time
Name: danielle
Birthday: july 8th
Birthplace: port jefferson
Current Location: nyc
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown with 1 slightly visible blonde streak
Height: 5'2'' on a good day
Weight: really?
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Ethnicity: spanish/italian and german
Your Weakness: flea markets, boys from other countries and chocolate and a good sale
Your Fears: stopping myself from becomming the person i want to be
Your Perfect Pizza: mozz cheese, goat cheese, chedder cheese, swiss cheese, provalone cheese. i love cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn another language
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" or ": )" but i smile all the time, i consider it very necessary
Your Best Physical Feature: i'd say my eyes or my butt, depends what your into
Your Bedtime: i bartend so it varies
Pepsi or Coke: humm diet dr.pepper duhh
MacDonalds or Burger King: have you not seen fast food nation?!
Single or Group Dates: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: i dont hate on anything with a great deal of sugar in it
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke Cigarettes: only when i am super super super super stressed
Do you Smoke Marijuana: is that what your kids are calling it? marijuana?
Do you Swear: i am really trying to tune it down b.c. its really not attractive
Can you Cook: yesss siirrr, humm when team 4b cooks. watch out.
Do you want to go to College: currently sucking my will to live. yes.
Do you want to get Married: yes, its on my to-do list
Do you belive in yourself: prob. more then i should
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i am aware of what i look like
Do you like Thunderstorms: rains better
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked Cigarettes: yes
In the past month have you Smoked Marijuana: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i took like 86 advil last night to cure a hang over
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: is this serious?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: love thee sushi
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea, i got dumped twice by the same person. lol. i was unaware
In the past month have you Had Sex: well now, thats a classy question
Ever been called a Tease: me? : )
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: i think i was at claires and i was in 5th grade,
How do you want to Die: in my sleep or as quickly as possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wanna be happy and comfortable.
Which countries would you most like to Visit: all of them
Number of Piercings: 6 in the ears 2 on the body
Number of Tattoos: ...
Favorite Alchoholic Beverage: white cosmo or level martini stright up with olives
Favorite Band/Singer/Musician: i dont believe in favorites
Favorite Car: 1967 shelby GT mustang cherry red with black leather bucket seats. and a white racing stripe.
Favorite Color: red, purple, olive, orange actually i really love all colors
Favorite Season: fall
Are You A Virgin: me?
Have you ever Been Cheated On: yea, twice
Have you ever Cheated On a boyfriend/girlfriend: no b.c it might just be the worst feeling in the world, its really surprised me that it dosent actually kill you.
Would you ever Cheat On a boyfriend/girlfriend: nope, cause i know how it feels
Would You Sleep With Others If Your boyfriend/girlfriend Permitted It: hell no, and if they did, their not your boyfriend/girlfriend
Money or Happiness: happiness but dont get be wrong money is good to have for security purposes
Beach or Mountains: mountains
Chevy or Ford: ford
TV or Radio: radio, i cant afford tv. mucho muy shoes
Car or SUV: suv all the way
SUV or Motorcycle: if-ie
Religion: "the only thing you really have to believe in is yourself"- gunter
Favorite Foods: cheese, mustard, turkey, grapes, watermelon, cheese, black beans, turkey sausage
Favorite Drinks: water and DDP
Do you have a fetish: shave heads and white v-necks
(Girls)Thong, G-String or Panties, (Guys) Boxers, Briefs or Boxer Briefs: i hate underwear
Turn On: swaggers, steeze, white tees, with diesel jeans, nikes with blown out laces, shaved heads, toned but not like muscular, rosary beads and 1 bracelet. dark skin, light eyes, talent and determination.
Turn Off: boys with an orange glow, the blow back, perfectly waxed eyebrows, shoelaces that are too tight, people who have no culture. and ignorance drives me crazy
Gum or Mints: cinnimmon altoids are crack
Snow Boarding or Skiing: boarding
City or Country: city
Hugs or Kisses: any excuse to rub up aganist eachother : )
Dinner and a Movie, or Clubbing. dinner and a movie
In a Boy/Girl..
First Feature you notice: style.
Favorite Body part: upper back
Favourite Eye Color: green/blue
Favourite Hair Color: black/brown
Short or Long Hair: both
Best Clothing Style: vintage/urban with a twist of self style
Favorite Article of Clothing: i love all clothing
Height: over 5'6'' - 5'7''
Weight: 150? i guess

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Music:

always down- anything from the 80's i dont know what i would do without my JFAS 80's mix tapes! damein rice. gwen, jay-z, head automatica, the mars volta, less than jake, mariah, miss janet if your nasty ,beastie boys, i love missy and why is it that anything pharell works on is hot but fly or die makes me wanna kill myself?

Movies:

i am a big movie buff i have over 250 dvds (god bless bestbuy and weekly picks and 3packs.)- i have - anything from Roman Holiday to Requiem for a dream to how high, super troopers, 54, gia, mean girls- i speak in movie quotes :) i would be lying if i said i did not resite the words to clueless on a daily basis. "so i know what your thinking is this like a total noxima comercial or what?!" please recognize the talent. this is part 2 of my brothers first short flim. to see the first part go to you tube and type in halox1.. enjoy!

Television:

all i have to say is Sex and the City- Charlotte: I am so confused. Is he gay or is he straight? Carrie: Well, it's not that simple anymore. The real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man? Carrie (voiceover): The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual male spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theatre and antique furniture.
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Books:

anything by james patterson and the directions to my G4 and of course YASI, Gather round children. i'm going to tell you a story about a time long long ago and a people far far different than you or i. in the dark days, when two people had a romantic interest in one another, they would engage in an antiquated social ritual involving the sharing of a meal, viewing of a film, or some such thing. this was primitively called "the date." there was actually a time where you could find two love-struck youngens making eyes at each other over a shared milkshake at the local malt shoppe. but these days i dare say normal rockwell would be hard pressed to paint a portrait of current mating rituals, because who wants to see two hipsters talking loudly in some dirty dive bar, sipping jack daniels and pushing aside their greasy bangs. (yes, i know good old norm is dead, but you get the point). i dare say normal rockwell would be hard pressed to paint a portrait of current mating rituals.what ever happened to dating? not the ambiguous title to a flourishing relationship (i.e "we're seeing each other but we're not dating.") but rather the actual act of going out on dates. these days it seems people either meet at clubs/bars and wake up the next morning not quite sure of the first name of the person laying next to them, or meet on eharmony.com and get engaged six days later. it's not about commitment or who pays (seriously dude you can go to the burrito spot and spring $10 including pacificos), it's about getting to know a few things about someone, instead of asking things like "so um what do you do for work?" and "so are you like jewish?" the next morning in your underwear. should we accept that dinner and a movie has been replaced by cocktails and a condom? is dating, like chivalry, dead?

Heroes:

my mom for putting up with me during my youngin' years- Don Johnson, Samantha Jones, tara dakidies- and anyone who thinks they can tip a cow- cause that shits just pure talent also i would like to give snaps to Dsquared, Donatella and Marc jacobs. " i am bored with that line. i never used it anymore. my new line is "in 15 minutes everybody will be famous."" - Andy worhol

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