Stand-up comedy. Writing. Running. Gossiping. Watching television. Reading the occassional book. Talking to my dog. Drinking wine. Avoiding adult responsibilities.
Kiefer Sutherland. Funny people. Adoring fans. Did I mention Kiefer Sutherland? People who'd like to pay me to say and write funny things. Fellow Los Angelenos. Fellow lapsed lawyers. Fellow procrastinators. Jeremy Piven. And, last but not least, Kiefer Sutherland.
This, that and the other thing. And especially Amy Winehouse, the Beatles, Cake, Counting Crows, Eminem, Frank Sinatra, Jill Scott, Liz Phair, Pink, Tegan and Sara, and the Violent Femmes. Yes, I alphabetized this list. I have a slight case of OCD.
Anything starring Audrey Hepburn. The Godfather Parts I and II. A Few Good Men. Rudy. Jerry Maguire. Finding Neverland. 10 Things I Hate About You. Wedding Crashers. Love Actually.
Samantha Who. 24. Prison Break. Friday Night Lights. Intervention. Entourage. Making the Band. (Seriously. You guys don't know what you're missing.) Ugly Betty. Grey's Anatomy.
Janeane Garofalo. Kathy Griffin. Margaret Cho. Ellen DeGeneres. Hilary Clinton. Stacy and Clinton. Bill Clinton. Shonda Rhimes.