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Sarah Blevins

No more porn, Mom!

About Me


Witness my comedy stylings at the venues listed above!
Check out the article on me in the February edition of
Inland Empire Magazine !

Now appearing in two films at the Cinequest San Jose Film Festival , February 27th - March 9th!

Young, Single and Angry


Director Richard Waterhouse Producer Cathleen Alexander, Cheri Waterhouse, Patricia Anton Writer Cheri Waterhouse Cinematographer Birgit Martina Rudel, Richard Briglia Editor Peter Frey Music Jon Mattox Cast Sarah Blevins, Jamie Anderson, Heather Stewart, Jesse Burch, Peter Murnik, Steve Florian, Matthew Atherton Country United States Language English Film Info 90min Genre Comedy


Sex and the City meets reality.
Unfortunately, old school views of love and marriage being the most important event in a woman’s life still exist today. Meet Taylor, who is thirty-five, single, never been married and has no future prospects. Watch as Taylor and her desperate friends fish through the dating pool of Los Angeles but end up catching fetishists, phone sex operators, and self-help gurus instead of their soul mates.
An irreverent comedy that finds humor in the sometimes unglamorous side of sex and the single life of one “slightly overweight” woman – Young, Single, & Angry releases female audiences from endless repeats of Sex and the City and Hollywood blockbuster happily-ever-after endings – and serves up a convention-defying, raunchy, fun look at the search for the perfect man.


Karl Rove, I Love You


Director Dan Butler, Phil Leirness Producer Dan Butler Writer Dan Butler, Julia Miranda Cinematographer Phil Leirness Editor Kevin Hibbard Cast Dan Butler, Phil Leirness, John Hoffman, Julia Miranda, Richard Waterhouse, Alex Cruz, Kira Tirimacco, Alec Baldwin Country United States Language English Film Info 97min Genre Comedy

What happens when the role of a lifetime becomes the love of your life?
When filmmaker Phil Leirness embarks on his newest project, a documentary on Dan Butler (Frasier) the “unknown supporting actor,” a bewildered Dan hesitantly accepts the invitation to be Leirness’ subject. Talented, but not the face of a leading man, Dan accidentally discovers a role he will be perfect for during a heated political discussion. Phil’s documentary takes a surprising turn when his subject becomes smitten with the idea of playing Karl Rove, President Bush’s notorious Senior Advisor. Initially bent on bringing down Rove, Dan becomes obsessed in learning all there is to know about this enigmatic invisible hand that seems to run this country. How does a method actor become the face of someone he despises? And what happens when said actor falls in love with the man he has sworn to bring down?


What people are saying about Sarah Blevins!
"Ms. Blevins likes candy. I mean she likes it, alot. I saw her hit a kid once and then take his candy. I think she broke his arm."

-Kindergartener, Banyan Elementary
"Her toe too big, she look like man. She no tip so good either."

-Hei-sook, Sarah's Korean pedicurist
"Sarah's pap results are consistently negative for venereal disease."

-Dr. Downey, Sarah's gynecologist
"She almost hit me with her car once. I think she drinks."

-Skyler, Sarah's next door neighbor
"Ms. Blevins, you must seize and desist immediately. Do not come within 100 feet of Mr.Bale's person."

-Mortimer Collins, Christian Bale's Lawyer
"Sarah is ungodly tall. I mean, have you seen that movie, Monster? She's like that. Except I don't know if she's a lesbian. Or if she's killed anyone, ever. She's big though...she probably could."

-Josh, Sarah's older brother
"Who? Sarah? Yeah, that's my sister. She's pretty cool, I guess. She's big. Do you want to know my score on World of War Craft? It's totally hot, I'm like level 68. I just gotta get like 256,000 XP. I want a Pepsi, I gotta go find my mom."

-Mikey, Sarah's little brother
"She wears tampons. I made sure of that, by God."

-Kate, Sarah's mom
"She's brilliant and she's got my toes."

-John, Sarah's dad

My Interests

Food, where to get food, people to buy food for me, people that tell me I look really thin after eating alot of food, a good pair of black slimming pants, buying dog toys labeled "indestructible" and watching my labs pull them apart, playing soccer but not injuring myself to the point of injury thereby subjecting myself to further school absences.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Alternative, U2, The Beatles, The Pixies, Siouxie & the Banshees, Billy Idol, Beastie Boys, Fiona Apple, NIN, Linda Ronstadt, Tom Petty, Loverboy, Morningwood, and David Bowie. I enjoy the two videos below. The dancing skills are fierce.

Movies:

Aliens, Star Wars 4,5,6, LOTR, Batman Begins, Big Trouble in Little China, Kiss,Kiss,Bang,Bang, Raising Arizona, Goonies, Jaws ("like a doll's eye's..."), Shawshank Redemption, Xanadu, Willow and Labyrinth. And oh yes...Usual Suspects.

Television:

I love The Office and My Name is Earl. I also love Judge Mathis. That's right, I said it. I love Judge Mathis. Also, Ninja Warrior on G4.

Books:

O.K., so everything I mention is basically required reading for junior high but I don't care. I love "Catcher in the Rye" and "To Kill a Mocking Bird." I must have read "Charlotte's Web" seriously 20 times as well as "A Wrinkle in Time." Now I, like everyone else, am addicted to J.K. Rowling.

Heroes:

My mom and dad. My two brothers. Gene Wilder.