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2 0 0 8. yikes!my year started off with my sweet baby blackberry drowning in vodka (much like my liver) and having to be replaced. during the last ditch effort to save the original - i lost EVERYTHING in the ol’ blackberry. yep. sim card is el blanko. effing awesome! so, just a got a new one and i’m starting over. feel free to send me your digits or email and you may just get a random message from me some day. hopefully not drunk - i try to save those for my close inner circle. or someone i just met. whatevs. anyhoo - i’m exhausted and getting ready for some zzzzzs. i’ll try to jazz this thing up later. mwah!peace * love* & vodka!
and now for some random, superfluous information . . .
my laugh has been called "ashlee lo-jack" because it is distinctive and most often quite loud. my mom says i have "no poker face" which i don’t think is a bad thing. my hair was straight as a board until some time in high school when it suddenly went curly. i have no patience for intolerance (which i realize is intolerance- but ah well...), ignorance or bad tippers. i am honest to my own detriment at times, and recently have been told i am "modest to a fault." i’m not sure what that means but i thought it was interesting. i love people that challenge me intellectually. i miss men in texas because they know how to treat a woman - and also because they asked me out. awwwww, a little sad. i know. waaaah. i love going to the beach but i never get in the water. i desperately want to travel although my bank account currently vehemently disagrees. one of my biggest regrets is that i used to play piano, violin and flute and now i play none. i love obituaries - and my mom runs an international organization of obituary writers. i love the occasional day off where i do nothing but move from my bed to the couch and have sushi delivered. i am still friends with every significant man i have ever dated. i didn’t drink until i was 24 - but i am quite certain i have made up for it since then. i used to sneak out of my room as a child to watch monty python... i’ve only been to 6 concerts in my life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

whoever owns the grey goose vodka distillery... the next guy that will knock me on my ass (figuratively speaking of course)... ricky gervais... vincent van gogh... darrell hammond... the dalai lama... al capone... hugh jackman... kevyn aucoin... stevie ray vaughan... coco chanel... mary cassatt... pablo picasso... hugh massingbird... lou gehrig... david bowie... the person that came up with the term 'jezebel'... seth macfarlane... christopher nolan... phil hartman... dave grohl... leonardo davinci... phil jackson... dennis hopper... karl lagerfeld... john force... willie nelson... frank lloyd wright... tom ford... peter jennings... steve nash... bono... anyone that makes me laugh... to be continued...

My Blog

so im not dead

awww, you guys!!  i'm truly amazed anyone reads these rambling wandering indulgences - - but since several of the peeps have inquired as to my health . . . heeeere we go. so, i went to nyc - THAT...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:24:00 GMT

so doctors are fun . . .

yeah...  so for my entire life stress has manifested itself in various super-fun physical ailments...  debilitating migraines since i was a child, ulcers of the mouth, bleeding ulcers of the...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:09:00 GMT

pepe le pew: aka LE douchebag. i WISH i could make this up.

*this one's for you mitch . . . oh my dear, sweet babies.  i have to say there are very few people that can really, truly make me speechless . . . but i suppose a surprise is good now and then. ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:04:00 GMT

pepe le pew . . . part deux. oh i AM serious.

dating in LA is rewarding. oh my babies...  you aint even gonn beLIEVE this...  so we all know the saga of pepe le pew...  so last night, i'm hanging out at home and around 11pm starts...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:44:00 GMT

the tale of pepe le pew

after numerous inquiries regarding the frenchy debaucle of december - i have decided to commit it to blog history for all to enjoy.  especially for those that think dating in LA is 'so fantastic'...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:13:00 GMT

10 effing pounds - BAM suckah!

why i'm suddenly compelled to write this as i am almost late to work, i'm not sure . . . but hey, let's go with it.  i was going to say i'll come back and flesh it out later - but who i am kiddin...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:05:00 GMT

*birthday showdown - update*

this entry should also be called: "i am an utter and complete failure." DAMN IT!!  okay - so i was doing good . . .  i was actually down 2 pounds . . . and then all this "stuff" came up . . ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:27:00 GMT

* birthday showdown *

oooooooookay . . . so i have basically been on an unrestricted eating and drinking binge since i went to texas last month . . . and it is SERIOUSLY time to reign it in.  i mean, come on.  un...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 21:51:00 GMT

a quintessential night in LA

mother fuckity fucking fuck.  so...i've been studying improv with upright citizens brigade - and have been trying to get to one of their shows for weeks.  ( they have shows at the theatre i...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 21:45:00 GMT

sweet. baby. jesus.

oh. my. gawd.  i am pretty sure i have just happened upon the most assinine, ridiculous picture i have ever seen on myspace - and you KNOW that says a lot.  so this self-important, napoleon...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:21:00 GMT