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Jill Kushner

She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. (name that movie & i'll fall in love w/u)

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V4.4 alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" We are cocky. In a closer up AND a farther away way. Know that. The Cliff I Jumped Off In Negril (and i’m short, so it’s even higher)

My Interests

Whatever you're interested in, baby. The most important thing to me, are your interests. And how much I will take advantage of you as a result of knowing those interests. Oh and, world peace.

I'd like to meet:

You've no idea just how much I'd like to meet. Did that read desperate? It was supposed to come off bad ass. And now I'm over-explaining. This is going well.

Music:

amy winehouse, the changes, spoon, the kaiser chiefs, samantha ronson, shout out louds, coldplay, arcade fire, phantom planet, keaton simons, remy zero, interpol, travis, me first and the gimme gimmes, macy gray, damien rice, the postal service, scissor sisters, the strokes, gnarls barkley, paulo nutini, pink, kid rock i-shit-you-not, sign of the fox, "ashes" by embrace is the best fucking song, OK Go, mark ronson, the 88, the grand marquee, this is ridiculous-i'm leaving out a ton of them - now i'm anxious...more anxious than usual. and usual anxious for me is = to "Huff"'s Teddy.

Movies:

Waiting For Guffman (all Guest), The Hours, A Christmas Story, Defending Your LIfe, Almost Famous (billy got electricuted and then he was ok and because he was ok, i was ok), Young Frankenstein, The Ice Storm, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (orig), A River Runs Through It (way male of me & i like it), The Heathers,Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovich, Basquiat, Soapdish, Anniversary Party, Toys, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, The Talent Given Us, Laurel Canyon (yup), I Heart Huckabees, Home For The Holidays, Airplane (been many attempts, but none as tight. i said 'tight') etc etc etc...

Television:

Little Britain, Wonder Showzen, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Dinner For Five, Showbiz Moms & Dads, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Office, Six Feet Under, Entourage, Little Britain,The Daily Show, South Park, Law & Order(s) esp. Special Victims Unit (even though they're all asking for it), Sopranos, The Larry Sanders Show, Little Britain, Mr. Show, Pilot Season,The West Wing, The Backyardigans, Huff, Weeds, The Minor Accomplishments Of Jackie Woodman, I Shouldn't Be Alive, the Daily Show, Dexter, The Colbert Report, Little Britain, Studio 60, House, Boston Legal, SNL

Books:

A Wrinkle In Time, The Hotel New Hampshire, Eat Right For Your Blood Type, How To Make Your Profile Hilarious,

Heroes:

Ron and Sheila, Elle Fanning and Vicki Pollard

My Blog

Do we really have to tie in the Jews with Tuburcolis Guy?

So that lovely lad Andy, the one who flew commerically just about everywhere with the exception of Fresno, is now being kept in isolation at the Jewish Research Center in Denver. Really? Really? Co...
Posted by Jill Kushner on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

Now Look What Those Scientists Are Up To

Scientists are breeding cows that produce skim milk.Also now when I go to the bathroom money comes out.Both of the above are completely normal.
Posted by Jill Kushner on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:48:00 PST

Why I Heart The Bloody Hell Out Of Sharon Osbourne

Here's a quote from Sharon Osbourne in the current issue of Blender Magazine:"[Kiss' Gene Simmons] said that our kids are on drugs and that his aren't messed up like that. He'll always be C-list, and ...
Posted by Jill Kushner on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:34:00 PST

Girls Girls Girls ...

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- No men allowed."That will be the rule on the the entire 19th floor of a new J.W. Marriott hotel being built in Grand Rapids, Mich. A lounge at the hotel also will be reserved f...
Posted by Jill Kushner on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

Mucho Naked-o

I just read that over 18,000 people posed nude in Mexico City the other day.It was for photograph spencer tuneck's largest nude photograph to date...... Greatttttttttttt ..... Now I'm TOTALLY craving ...
Posted by Jill Kushner on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

The Secret

I've put my DVD copy of "The Secret" on the shelf.Sandwiched between two Pornos.So, if a gaggle of girls don't appear in my apartment tonight and say,"Gee, is it hot in here?" ...Then "The Secret" is ...
Posted by Jill Kushner on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:40:00 PST

Somebody's Got A Big Airplane ... Whatever

The biggest Air Bus landed in Los Angeles today.A) I don't call Buses --- Ground Planes ... get over yourselvesB) I know all of this press about the world's largest plane is just a way to call me fa...
Posted by Jill Kushner on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:46:00 PST

Jury Duty in Hollywood

I just found out that I have jury duty tomorrow.I'm not sure if I get a plus one or not ... but if i do, I'll totally bring you.
Posted by Jill Kushner on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

I Don't Have Enough Xanax To Deal ...

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - "An asteroid may come uncomfortably close to Earth in 2036 and the United Nations should assume responsibility for a space mission to deflect it, a group of astronauts, engin...
Posted by Jill Kushner on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:50:00 PST

Stupid Hot Girls Going Undercover As Not-So-Hot-Girls

If I see one more "news" piece were an idiot hot girl goes undercover as an ugly girl to show how unfairly unattractive folks are treated at the gym, in the high-end boutiques and at the bars ... I'm ...
Posted by Jill Kushner on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST