9 months No Booze -- 8 Months No Cigs |
I know I'm annoying blogging about sobriety, but that's the glory hole, I mean glory of having a blog. You can do whatever the eff you want, when you want. Check it out here: Boozy BlogHappy 2009. Pea...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 11:34:00 GMT |
Im going to start wearing boots |
Yeah. All sort of boots. Knee high. Thigh high. Calf high. Calf. I don't like that the bottom half or our legs are called calves. It fuckin grosses me out. I think they should be called boots! It woul...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:55:00 GMT |
6 months of sobriety, 5 months no cigs |
Long blog about my sobriety. Not funny at all. You shoulddefinitely not read this. I hate booze.Thanks for reading this. Peace, Amber
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:38:00 GMT |
I’m really making things happen. You should really care. |
Fun article - check it out if you can. http://www.examiner.com/x-231-Denver-Womens-Examiner~y2008m8
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Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:26:00 GMT |
I have to tell you guys something. No seriously. |
I have to tell you to read this:ASK AMBER: SNOTTY SEX AND CENSORED ANSWERS http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/07/21/ask-amber-snotty-sex-a
nd-censored-answersComments and questions please! Thanks for your...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:13:00 GMT |
America wants you to do this |
Read this, please!ASK AMBER: RUB THIS ON YOUR BODY FOR AMERICAN DOGShttp://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/07/07/ask-amber-rub-this
-on-your-body-for-american-dogs/It's my latest attempt at being a funny disg...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:47:00 GMT |
Bing - Bing - Bing |
My advice columnASK AMBER: A BALLSY MOVE AND THAT'S IT!http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/30/ask-amber-a-ballsy-
move-and-thats-it/more-314Please leave a comment or ask a question on the comedy.com sit...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:08:00 GMT |
Why is time ticking? |
I've had a hard time, with time lately. It's fuckin up my flow, I want things slow. Maybe I need a crap job, something that dragsI wonder if that'll make me want the need for speed. Tom Cruise needed ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:00:00 GMT |
WALL E is better then I AM LEGEND |
But, there are a lot of similarities. Oh, and there are few parts that reminded me of WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN. I'm just saying. Watch it and let me know what you think. Oh - and all comparing aside ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:30:00 GMT |
Horny |
I just wanted to have a horny trifecta going on in my subject lines. I'll pray for you. Peace, Amber
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:50:00 GMT |
