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Alan

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About Me

I make my living as a writer, which I do all day (and sometimes night) so pardon me if this profile isn't dripping with originality, but I'm tapped. Not that I still can't rock your world; okay, or at least make you laugh uncontrollably... :p
'So, that happened.' - Bob Barrenger
'That! Just! Happened!' - Ricky Bobby
Life is bizarre, ya know? Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

My Interests

F1, Lotus Elise, bouldering, a good debate, good film.
Chris Sharma IS NOT human. Watch the move he makes at 1:11 on the counter:

Schumi pulling into the pits
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Schumacher exits...
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I'd like to meet:

Does she know we're getting married? :)

Crispy Chickenjoy! Juicy Yumburger!
That Truth according to Carlin:

Movies:

This is impossible.

Television:

...is dead. But...House, Curb, Classic M*A*S*H, Discovery Channel, Top Gear, Classic Columbo, Good Eats, Meerkat Manor (love those little guys), Dirty Jobs...

Books:

The Fountainhead, 100 Years of Solitude, A Day no Pigs Would Die, Running With Scissors, Anatomy of the Spirit, etc.

Heroes:

My Parents, Michael Schumacher, David Mamet, Ferrucio Lamborghini, Enzo Ferrari, TBC
“In the name of the best within you, do not sacrifice this world to those who are its worst. In the name of the values that keep you alive, do not let your vision of man be distorted by the ugly, the cowardly, the mindless in those who have never achieved his title. Do not lose your knowledge that man's proper estate is an upright posture, an intransigent mind and a step that travels unlimited roads. Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle. The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it's yours.”Ayn Rand
"To educate a person in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society." — Theodore Roosevelt, American adventurer and president (1858-1919)
"If we are to reach real peace in this world . . . we shall have to begin with the children." — Mohandas Gandhi, Indian nonviolent civil rights leader (1869-1948)
The best teachers of humanity are the lives of great men.Charles H. Fowler
Without heroes, we are all plain people, and don't know how far we can go.Bernard Malamud

My Blog

A shockingly profound evening...

I've been having a rough couple of days. My girlfriend and I broke up last night; the career has been frustrating as of late - not unusual in the film business, but nonetheless, depressing. When my bu...
Posted by Alan on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST