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Faith Choyce

Funny That.

About Me

I say funny stuff on stage, on camera, and more often than not, in my sleep.
"...you're now a better driver."

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My Interests

Lotsa stuff...but mainly, making you laugh. Unless you hate to laugh, in which case you should be sitting at home alone in your plantless, petless studio apartment, drinking 2 Buck Chuck out of the bottle while listening to Dido and Sarah McLachlan on an infinite loop on the ipod you painted black.

I'd like to meet:

Fans of the funny stuff I say, interesting folks who want to make collassal cosmic comical collaborations, the first person to ever use alliteration (unless it was a really well-read serial killer), Dita Von Teese, and a real live baby unicorn.

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Music:

A bit of everything…A Tribe Called Quest, Alex Parks, Alice Smith, Angie Stone, Ani DiFranco, Billie Holiday, Blackalicious, Bjork, Blonde Redhead, Cat Power, Chrisette Michele, Coltrane, Charles Mingus, Common, Cool Calm Pete, Corrine Bailey Rae, Dead Prez, Dialated Peoples, Dizzee Rascal, Doria Roberts, Ella Fitzgerald, Erykah Badu, Evanescence, Fannypack, Fiest, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner,Frou Frou, Fugees, Goapele, Imogen Heap, Ingrid Michaelson, Janis Joplin, Jay-Z, Jean Grae, Jill Scott, Joan Jett, Joni Mitchell, Jurassic 5, KRS-One, KT Tunstall, Lady Sovereign, Lily Allen, M.I.A., Massive Attack, Melissa Etheridge, Melissa Ferrick, Meshell Ndegeocello, Mika, Missy Higgins, Mos Def, Mr. Lif, Ozomatli, PJ Harvey, Peaches, Portishead, Postal Service, Princess Superstar, Radiohead, Rachael Yamagata, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Scream Club, Shiny Toy Guns, Shystie, Sia, Stars, Susana Baca, System Of A Down, Talib Kweli, The Butchies, The Fray, The Pharcyde, The Roots, Tracy Chapman, Tegan & Sara, Tricky, Tori Amos, Toshi Reagon...and more.

Movies:

glitter
the apple
tae-ho or; i was a kung fu hooker: the true billy blanks story
behind the music: the little known story of ruth bader-ginsberg's underground punk band "screaming uterus".

Television:

30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Dexter

Books:

"yo mama don't live here no more", "cooking with samurai swords", "a mocha-chino by any other name"

OTHER FOLKS TO CHECK OUT:

Heroes:

As in people? Several. As in sandwiches? Once in a while. As in the NBC phenomenon? Finally watched it. Officially addicted.

My Blog

RIP George Carlin

George Carlin was a brilliant man. He passed this evening due to heart failure after a history of cardiovascular issues. He was one of the greatest, most prolific, outspoken, honest, standup comics of...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:38:00 PST

Mariah Careys Secret is Safe With Me

If you know me you know that I'm sorta big on health and fitness. So I was really excited to hear that Mariah Carey lost 30 pounds the healthy way. And now she's being so kind and generous as to share...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:54:00 PST

Why 5 Hour Energy Can Suck It

I caught their wonderfully low-budget commercial the other day, I think it was edited in Microsoft Word. Horrid production values aside, their main claim of distinction (besides pretending they're the...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Sat, 31 May 2008 01:05:00 PST

1860 All Over Again

Yeah, it's really starting to feel like 1860, virtually. Let Facebook be Facebook, and Myspace be Myspace. Because that kind of stuff is only cute if I know it's an app and it doesn't appear unless I ...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

I Am Not A Religious Cult

My roomie is a great guy. He helps promote my shows and comes out to support when he's available. He even forwards my monthly email newsltter (yes I have one, and it's shiny and pretty, and I aggravat...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Sat, 24 May 2008 08:37:00 PST

Dont Mess With Texas/Polygamists Gone Wild

If your Volvo isn't currently sporting a "Kill Your Television" bumper sticker, you've probably seen the recent coverage of the feds raiding a Texan compound or "ranch" as they like to call it, inhabi...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:41:00 PST

Got Lube?

I've always been of the opinion that drug stores are impulse buy/quick fix destinations, not really the kind of place you head to with a shopping list. If you've ever been buying a pack of gum, some s...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST

The Burger King Haunts My Dreams

Am I the only one who gets more than a little freaked out whenever that hellish apparition known as the The Burger King appears out of nowhere in a commercial for the meat-sandwich-resembling mound of...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:29:00 PST

Two Broken Noses Are Better Than One

Some guy in Idaho Falls, Idaho came up with the brilliant idea to invent a snowboard designed for two people at once. Why didn't someone think of this before? I'm sure he wasn't the first person to th...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:16:00 PST

Straight is The New Gay

Dear Details magazine,I just wanna tell you that I admire your gusto. That's right, I said gusto and I mean it. Despite less-than-subtle jabs at your sexual selfhood from more bro-friendly mags like S...
Posted by Faith Choyce on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:15:00 PST