I've been known to wear Aqua-socks at the beach - and when I swim in the ocean I go directly into the doggy paddle as soon as the water is deep enough...the ocean is scary. I also believe that in the sea the scariest thing to see swimming toward you is a shark; and in the woods the scariest thing to see running toward you is a bear...if I ever saw a really furry shark swimming at me I would probably shit my trunks. Everyone starts off with an "A" (or a 4.0 if you're from Jersey) with me. You will Immediately lose points if you are a "toe walker" (those people who refuse to use their heels when ambulating). I am also skeeved out by people who have "ball thumb" (when you have that thumb that's all squashed at the tip and the nail is short and wide - for some reason it makes me feel icky). I feel like getting a dog is kind of like willingly purchasing a very retarded human.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The first Leper, anyone who wants to go in on a patent for band-aids for black people, the person who decides to put Bill Pullman in any movie, anyone who can hold someone in a half-nelson for more than 3 seconds, Steve Gutenberg.
