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Kyle Cease

If I had to chose between Strodamus and Nostradomous, I would lose your mind.

About Me



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Looking across the generally gray and bleak landscape of stand-up comedy, Kyle Cease is a shining beacon of hope....not unlike a glistening, golden stream of urine during an extraordinarily satisfying pee. And I mean that in the best way possible. His voice is unique, you immediately want to be his best friend (though you'd never want him to date your sister), he is joyously silly and, above all, he makes you laugh. And you laugh hard. One Dimple showcases Kyle in all his supremely goofy glory. Enjoy him now before he gets a really awful sitcom and ruins everything. - Larry Morgan, Premiere Radio Networks

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In Stores July 11th with my new comedy album from Comedy Central Records!

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I play the piano, very delightfully. I love happiness and peeing (not the duo) If sandwiches were pizza, I would love time. I like Bar B Quing. I love Poker (not the duo) and I love nelson (not the duo, the wrestling position) I also love Simon and Garfunkel, (not the duo, the recipe)

I'd like to meet:

Mission Accomplished.....

Music:

Billy Joel, Brian Wilson, The Beach Boys, The beatles, The guy that actually sang Milli Vanilli songs, Ice cream (its not a band), soap (also not a band) a rope, Michael Jackson, Huey Lewis and the News, My grandma, I hate every band whose name is a word and then a number (especially Rectum 47)

Movies:



Melgicians magician tricks for magicians

In Your Vagina
Where are my trousers (Cease Brothers Productions) on FunnyOrDie.comThe real world (Cease Brothers Production) on FunnyOrDie.comBlake Lewis is shitting in my bathroom (Cease Brothers production) on FunnyOrDie.comSmooth ways to hide your erection (Cease Brothers Productions) on FunnyOrDie.comThe wannabe 1970's game show host goes pee (Cease Brothers Production) on FunnyOrDie.comComedian Kyle Cease Entertains (Cease Brothers Productions) on FunnyOrDie.com.. Cease Brothers Interview with G4 on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Television:

How about what I dont like: Will and Grace.

In New York, practicing my set at the Laugh Factory for my Comedy Central Special.

Books:

Are u serious?

In New York, practicing my set at the Laugh Factory for my Comedy Central Special.

Getting made to look semi-attractive for the special.

Heroes:


I didn't make this, but its the funniest thing I've seen in my life.
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My Blog

Conneticut Funnybone next week, tonight hollywood

    I am headlining the Hartford CT Funnybone Comedy Club next thursday the 26th through the 29th.  To get tickets for this, go to    www.hartfordfunnybone.com for a...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST

DAY 11! We are back! Comics/ People talking shit / What it literally does to you health wise.

Day 11.  Shit talking, and what it does to you scientifically.3 things first.1.  Please read blogs entitled day 1 through day 10.2.  I was unable to get this spell checked, I wrote it i...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:10:00 PST

New website up....... check out

    www.kylecease.com   still brand new and getting changes done.....tell me what you think!
Posted by Kyle Cease on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:15:00 PST

RIP TO A GREAT COMIC/ Updates.

First off I want to say.  RIP to an amazing comic and person who's memorial I attended Yesterday.  MITCH MULLANY.  1968-2008 Amazing comedian and inspiration to me as both a comic and a...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:37:00 PST

Day 10 part one....seeing a problem as it is...

Day 10, part one.  Seeing a problem exactly as is first.  Read blogs 1 through 9 first. I have decided to write slightly a little less each time and I don't want to bulletin these anymore.&n...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:11:00 PST

DAY 9. The moment, the now.

    Effective immediately, first action to take - tonight or in the morning - get the movie "The Peaceful Warrior" with Nick Nolte.  THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO NOT WRITE A BLOG. What...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:28:00 PST

Not day 9 yet/ blog contest winer (the joke is that it is not spelled right.)

    Ryan wins the contest with 238 errors caught.  WOW!  Yessica and Kathleen also get something for going out and beyond what they needed to do.  New blog coming tonight...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:12:00 PST

DAY 8, Results, and doing more then expected.

    DAY 8. Results of the contest/Doing more then required/It doesn't hurt to ask.If you are new please read blogs 1 through 7 first.WOW, so I have had fun reading the results of this c...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:48:00 PST

DAY 7. The key to PERMANENT Change. ALSO WIN MY STUFF

    DAY 7.  The real key to making PERMANENT change.  WIN TONS OF STUFF TODAY EASILY.If you are new at this, welcome.  We are having a great time.  Please check out ...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:19:00 PST

DAY 6!!! RELATIONSHIPS (my new favorite blog, and very personal)

    DAY 6  Relationships part 1.   CHECK THIS OUT.  My new favorite one.Please read days 1 through 5 first if you havent already.I apologize for the delay in this on...
Posted by Kyle Cease on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:46:00 PST