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Paige for President

I said double whammy, when I should have said double tranny.

About Me


^^click on the picture to go to my comedy page!!! Add it!!!
Names Paige..put 'er there.
but but some of my friends call me dick asshole

Likes
-comedy
-stand-up
-Kyle Cease
-Nick Swardson
-Billy Joel
-laughing
-animals
-being the shit
-The honest Loyal Friends I have
-the colts
-When it rains and the sun is shining at the same time.
-The crimped hair on my cats tail
-When Conan does the Donald trump impression
-Last minute plans...every night.
-summer
-The sky and its vastness
-Once in a lifetime things happening twice.
-Doing "The Whirlpool" at the Harper's
-Text Messaging
-Conan
-When my dog is asleep
-night
-movies
-When my hair looks good, without my trying
-Making unexpected friends
-Fitting a bunch of people in one car
-comedians
-comedians, yes twice.
-making others laugh.
-not knowing what is going to happen next.
Some wonderful information about myself
-I am an old geriatric type stuck in the body of a young sprite.
-I enjoy carrying tissues in the cuff of my sweater, good and plenties, orthopedic inserts, shower caps, and walking slowly.
-I am excited for retirement.
-I see a shooting star at least once a week.
-and I always wish upon it
-I love downtown Indy
-I know a lot about football, espically for a girl.
-I scare easily
-I will say I want to watch a scary movie but keep my eyes shut the entire time.
-There is nothing better in the world than making someone laugh
-However helping an animal comes in a close second
- my favorite placed in the world is my bed
-my friends are the shizy nizy
-I speak fluent rap
-I work at a movie theater
-I really don't like small children all that much
-I can come up with the best comeback lines ever...in 1.5 seconds.
-I have a thing for Johnny Depp dressed as a pirate.
- I have a crapload of nicknames..like Dick Asshole, peeje, peach, turkey, God, salmon (I HATE THAT ONE!)I am sure I am forgetting a few.
-I have some wonderful friends that I wouldn't trade the world for...
-Brittany
-Sarah
-Jay
-Ash P.
-Hootie
-Kate.
I go to Crackers every Thursday...see ya there
ask for the three crazy bitches...(Sarah, Jay and I)

My Interests



this is my city. I love it.

p.s. I most likely know more about the colts than you could imagine.

I'd like to meet:

I have waaay to many friends on myspace. but sure I'd like to meet you too. and Comedians

KYLE CEASE(again)

and fellow non-cannibalistic human beings also my Doppelganger...

Music:



I like Billy Joel

Movies:

grandma's boy.
..

Television:

House

Books:


music is a book. Just in convenient listening form. end of story.

Heroes:



..

My Blog

a serious sort of mood.

Today at about 3:15 p.m. I recieved a phone call.  A phone call that would shake my steady structure.  You see my grandma (AKA Nana, Nila) was taken to the hospital, she was critical.  ...
Posted by Paige for President™ on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:11:00 PST

oh how I love living around hillbillies.

Well, I just got a phone call from some random guy...I didnt know the number so I answers and said "hello" and the man in a raspy deep voice very politely said "Who the fuck did I get a hold of" [yes...
Posted by Paige for President™ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:35:00 PST

my hero :)

Posted By:Kyle CeaseGet this video and more at MySpace.comKyle Cease is a comedy gizzod...that is rap for god....
Posted by Paige for President™ on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

Terry's tug jobs,

Posted By:Nick SwardsonGet this video and more at MySpace.comI love 'em...tug jobs dont come with fries or a soda.......
Posted by Paige for President™ on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST

iMac....you suck.

I was sitting in the IT computer lab today, when I realized...I HATE iMAC COMPUTERS!   here are my thoughts I left on Sarah Harper's page...and the sappy 90's song is I'll be....your crying shoul...
Posted by Paige for President™ on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:44:00 PST

cirque du soleil...

   Holy mother of moses, can someone honestly tell me that drugs we not involved when creating this?  If you have seen it you will know what I am talking about, if not here let me give ...
Posted by Paige for President™ on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

Read this bitches...

I am going to update this all the time so keep checking back. This is how my mind works.... Wouldn't it suck to be deaf and have no fingers?  I mean how would you sign?  And dont e...
Posted by Paige for President™ on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST