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Lil Miss KO

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About Me

Please go see Pathology in theaters Friday, April 18th! My mottos lately- Credited to Debbie Mandel Absorb the beauty that is around you. When you meet people during the course of your day, say good things. Instead of complaining, commenting: how annoying the weather is, how bad the restaurant is, how lazy your family is, how rotten you are feeling, etc., try to make others feel good about themselves. When you utter cheerful comments, others become energized and that energy returns to you. Dress to suit yourself. Mix and match clothes that express who you are today. Wear colors that make you feel uplifted or relaxed. Treat yourself periodically to new accessories to feel special; give yourself these gifts. In fact, find an accessory that expresses who you are- that people can identify with you. It could be as simple as a fragrance which is unique to you or an animal necklace that you always wear. The animal represents you- who you are or who you would like to be. Exercise to the point of being in the flow. Moving as one complete unit mind and body-effortlessly generates happiness and inspiration. We are more receptive of intuitive signals similar to a moving meditation. Eat slowly. You don't need a fancy, expensive dental contraption to help you eat slowly. Create an attractive place setting and use a small spoon and fork. Chew your food slowly. Really taste the flavors and sense the different textures. Don't eat; dine. Laugh about your shortcomings. You don't need to take yourself so seriously. If you are developing your self-esteem, then you can be amused by your own nature. Hold yourself accountable for your choices. Don't give away your power. Stay focused and interested in whatever you are doing. Do it with complete attention and care. Realize that you possess nothing: Lovers, children, a house, furniture, or a car. When you make peace with this thought, you release yourself from bondage. You can never lose what you do not possess. Everything is a loan.Take risks. Don't lose your swagger. Let go of the need to be right.Okay- if you can even begin to understand that, then you have just begun to see a little into my world.
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My Interests

Lately I've been scattered. I love something one minute, hate it the next. Have something in my hand one minute, it's gone the next. I can be impeccable at times, but the biggest slob most of the time. I'm interested in people. I'm back to reading books. How many books did you read all the way thru last year?

I'd like to meet:

2 drink minimum. MINIMUM. period. Folks who are not judgemental. The majority of people who do not like me (both of them) have not even given themselves a chance to know me. I beleive that superficialialty is in the eyes of the beholder. Yes, I just made up that word. If you are scrutinizing someone and putting them down, take a good look at yourself. Chances are you can take that finger that you are pointing and turn it 180 degrees. Give love a chance. In the words of Nada Surf "Always love, hate will get you everytime"

Music:

At the moment, Timbaland, Michael Buble, Jamie Cullum, and anything I can shake my butt to at Les Deux.

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite is the greatest movie ever. I also like classic movies, such as Breakfast at Tiffany's. I can appreciate some low brow comedy-Tommy Boy, DUmb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Super Troopers, Zoolander, Old School, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, Knocked Up, Superbad (you get the idea).

Television:

How I met your Mother, The Class, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Scrubs, Will and Grace, The Office, SNL, Just Shoot Me, and my guilty little pleasure is anything on the E network, and anything that I'm on (c:

Books:

Plays, scripts, plays, scripts...gossip magazines. Anyone have any good recommendations?

Heroes:

My Mee-maw, mommy and daddy. And my dogs.

My Blog

My website

I try to keep my website up to date with my projects and clips of video. Check it when you can, if you’re interested.www.kristenortiz.comThanks so much for all your support and encouragement!xox...
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:15:00 PST

If I haven’t written you back, here’s why

And I do sincerely apologize. The past few months have been nothing but non-stop, constant madness. But it’s been great! I am getting to a level in my entertainment career that I have been striv...
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST

New YouTube Video up!

Hey Guys! I had the honor of working with the guys from GoodNeighborStuff.com on a short they did (they also brought you Jamie Lynn Spears Speaks Out). Check it out and rate us (c:I love you. ...
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:17:00 PST

Funny or Die video UP!

Check out my new WEBSITE www.kristenortiz.comI have posted new videos and I'd for you to check out my newest with funny as hell comedians Kyle Cease and Bob Bledsoe.http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e2...
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST

Holding tank.

So, it's been a while, aye? I'm writing this because not only has it been quite a while, but I have time. Hooray! I am sitting right now about to shoot a commercial for something called Mosio.com (whi...
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:14:00 PST

Countdown: 4 days

Casting couch comedy show...monday oct 23 8pm   go to www.myspace.com/castingcouchcomedy for details on tix
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

I can already see it

I will wake up tomorrow with a stamp on my arm that reads "Nick Thune Approved" and I will have no idea how I got it.... BTW.......hope it was worth it......
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST

Now is agood time to try something new...

...says the fortune taped on my monitor from PF Changs. I got that fortune twice. It's telling me something. It's telling me, "No, you're just a sucker". I feel it again. I hate it. October. It's a ne...
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST

The I likes

I like the baby green salad with extra corn. I like rollerskating when my rollerskates fit.I like my calves.I like sexy jazz places.I like the beach at midnight.I like german beer in the middle of the...
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

I don't have time to dodge your dick with my cereal spoon!

So I've got to pontificate (on paper...or word processor or whatever) about my last 2 days, and this is exactly WHY I don't have days off.  I get into too much weird sh*t.  So I normally hav...
Posted by Lil Miss KO on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:02:00 PST