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About Me

Howdy, my name is Andy.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.

I <3 JH

But seriously, I have an overly idealistic, relatively naive world perspective. I pretty much assume that everything is eventually going to turn out alright. And here's a note to your cynics out there: blow me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

- People who can laugh at themselves, even in the time of crisis.
- M. Night Shyamalan, so he can tell me where he gets all of his wacky ideas.
- People who possess some varying degree of humility.
- J. Robbins
- Tim Robbins
- Christopher Robbins
- Tony Robbins
- Baskin Robbins

My Blog

The Silver Bullet

Comedian Jim Gaffigan refers to packaging 'the clothing of food'. JG: What are you wearing there, cookies? A lovely mint-Milano pack?I too enjoy packaging; however, packaging is merely a means to an...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 20:59:00 GMT

JD, please don’t leave me now.

I have an addiction.An obsession.An INFATUATION.I could possibly need an intervention.I need someone to help me cure myself of my nasty Scrubs-watching habit. Let me explain: i used to be a pretty n...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:21:00 GMT

Let Your Dim Light Shine

Times like these....Life is full of surrealistic moments. Every now and then, I have to stop my life to catch up with myself and see exactly what is going on around me. It is times likes these where...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:57:00 GMT

One for the road, Mr. Sandbach

I can't say that I am the greatest person at divulging my emotions in difficult times.When I heard about the passing of my dear old friend Jason Sandbach, I so very much wanted to put together a truly...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:21:00 GMT

Here's to you....

Hello my friends and Happy New Year.Let's take a look at that phrase: Happy New Year. I can't quite remember, but I'm pretty sure I had a ton of people utter that very phrase to me when we ushered in...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 20:01:00 GMT

My Goals

I'm a pretty goal oriented guy.So, I've decided to list a 10 things I would like to accomplish in Hawaii in the next 168 or so hours:1) (Most important) I want to drink an alcoholic beverage out of a...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:17:00 GMT

Lemons

The other day at work, I tried to squeeze the juice out of a lemon using just my right hand, hoping that the lemon would explode into a citrusy mess. Unfortunately, only a few drops of lemon juice oo...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:19:00 GMT

Dishonesty

So, I went outside to walk my dog yesterday afternoon, and as I was walking by my truck, I noticed that my glove box was open. I very seldomly delve in the utter mystery and darkness that is my glove...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:38:00 GMT

Someone please clean up the beans.

Melancholy: a mood of non-specific depression. It is characterized by low levels of enthusiasm and low levels of eagerness for activity.Melancholy is a word not normally usually found in my vocabular...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:12:00 GMT

Yeah, I did it.

I posted a Christopher Cross song on my page. Screw you dissenters!!!!
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 22:16:00 GMT