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John

Every time you smile, a unicorn gets punched in the face; it's true, really...this just in to our ne

About Me

John's publicist did not return repeated phone calls and could not be reached for comment at press time, what a jerk! BUT he truly is a nice guy according to unattributed sources, so don't believe what you weasels hear, HEAR?...this just in: John's publicist has reached out to us & reports he is on an extended lunch with far-reaching world implications, which could result in World Peace or the price of oil dropping to 75 cents a barrel, or someone else picking up the check. Stay tuned for more earth shattering crap.

My Interests

Where the remote control really hides until it's found, where All the damn traffic comes from & who gave these people driver licenses. Yes you. Oh and use your blinker dammit. Please.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis, Mark Twain, Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln, Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe...that crowd.

Music:

Johnny Cash & June Carter(see photo above),Sinatra, Dino, Zep, Elvis, Stones, Verve, Kings of Leon, Miles, Little Feat,Stevie Wonder, U2, Willie Dixon,Otis Rush, Koko Taylor, Hives,INXS, Pixies, Leonard Cohen,RoxyMusic, Bob Dylan,Radiohead,Verve,No DoubtKast, The Meters & that music the Weather Channel plays & that song from the SBC commercial...

Movies:

My Favorite Year, The Quiet Man, It's a Wonderful Life,Godfather 1&2, Lost in Translation, Local Hero, Cadddyshack, Being There,Some Like it Hot, Rushmore,Hot Rods to Hell,The Sting, Secretary, early Bond, Marx Brothers & many more .And Michael Moore too.

Television:

The Weather Channel, TV Preview Guide Channel,Sushi Channel, Hitler Channel, Sopranos, Deadwood, West Wing, ESPN Classics and Bugs Bunny.

Books:

Indeed. More please.

Heroes:

Mom, Groucho Marx, Ernie Banks, Michael Jordan, John Wayne, Otis Rush, Eric Clapton, Jimi, 007. And Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash again.

My Blog

Im either gay or a 15 year old girl:

So I'm channel surfing, & happen upon the season finale of THE HILLS: OMGEEEEEEEE!!!I saw this show a couple weeks ago for the first time & was confounded about whether it was a failed CW show or just...
Posted by John on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:16:00 PST

Way overdue blog:

OK, what's next on my list?
Posted by John on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST

Sunday Morning Coming Down

So I'm reading the Sunday paper with my coffee, football is on the TV in the background & life is good, when suddenly I hear a ruckus outside. So I run out to find Lucy playing keep away with the othe...
Posted by John on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:17:00 PST

Read your tickets CLOSELY friends:

So I got a ticket August 8th for having a brake light out. I replaced the light & mailed in the receipt BUT didn't wave down a cop to notarize the fact the light now works..three months pass & I've fo...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST