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Kevin Cease

I'm so vegan I stopped eating pussy

About Me

I write ideas, then I pull out my camera and tell people what to do. And I love doing it. I then get to add and edit all the images into a linear model, called a video. I then watch other people watching what I have just made, and then we all smile, because my work is sometimes satisfying. I love to go longboarding, and I love to meditate. Meditating helps me become what I'm supposed to be, and it helps me flush all the crap out of my head that the man behind the curtain has tried so long to put there. I love taking what I have learned and giving it to others, and learning from their culture or style of living. I love watching a person go through a self-revelation. Nothing could make me smile more, unless I were to meet a clown who's job was to pull the corners of my lips up, and when he did it, it tickled me everywhere and his fingers played Prefuse 73. That would make me smile pretty hard. I also love producing music, though I no longer have the tolerance to learn how to use all this new software, and no one to work on it with, so I typically am using other stuff to soundtrack my "moving picture shows" in the meantime. I am a vegan and I don't drink alcohol, because it makes you freaking stupid. Trust me, I've seen you when you get drunk, and it's pretty pathetic (unless your doing it so we can have sex, then I understand, but then sex isn't very good, because I'm holding your hair from getting puke on it). So if you ask me to go have a drink with you, I will say ok. I also love to draw and paint, sculpt things out of clay, take photos, go on a ride on my sweet FZ1, and listen to Prefuse 73. My dog will steal your bottle caps. I make lizards have sex.
Tuesday, November 13 marks the release date of the new uncensored DVD, “Kyle Cease: Weirder. Blacker. Dimpler.” Loaded with unseen footage from the televised one hour special, this DVD is a must have for any Kyle Cease fan.
"In what is Kevin’s first documentary film, he sets off to explore not just the life of his older brother as a stand-up comedian, but how his brother handles the pressure and taxing schedule of the industry while preparing for the biggest event of his stand-up career; a televised one-hour special for Comedy Central."
"This next generation documentary delivers an inspiring message to all artists and performers while remaining relevant and entertaining to all audiences...." Read the rest of the review on Punchline Magazine by clicking here!
"An enjoyable, if somewhat self-serving, documentary directed by Cease's brother gives some background on Kyle, as well as excerpts from various routines, again lending credence to the performance artist aspect of Cease's on-stage persona. When Cease's mother becomes overcome with laughter recounting how during her pregnancy she was told that Kyle was hydrocephalic and probably retarded, it's easy to see that there's a genetic element to his skewed sense of humor." - DVD Talk
COMEDY 101 TRAILER
COMEDY 101 TEASER TRAILER
Kyle and Kevin 1989

My Interests



Yo Momma

Melgician's Magician Tricks For Magician's

Blake Lewis is shitting in my bathroom
.. We are now on AtomFilms.com!!
Where are my trousers?

Smooth ways to hide your erection

Comedian Kyle Cease Entertains

The real world

In Your Vagina

Cease Brothers Interview with G4

The wannabe 1970's game show host goes pee

The Rick Astley mix

I'd like to meet:

David Mamet, Ron Paul, Alex Jones, David Icke, Patanjali, Babaji, Paramahansa Yogananda, JFK, Oliver Stone, Lou Dobbs

Music:


Prefuse 73, Aisha Duo, Aaron Goldberg, Billy Joel, Dwele, Van Hunt, Living Legends, Eligh, Grouch, Robin Thicke, Zero 7, Justin Timberlake, Steely Dan, Abstract Rude, Aphex Twin, Venetian Snares, Bilal, Darkel, Tears for Fears, Muse, Squarepusher, Amon Tobin, KJ Sawka, Autechre, Bilal, Beethoven, anything Ninja Tune. you know, all that stuff you love, and all that stuff you never heard of.

Movies:





Zeitgeist

Zeitgeist II: Addendum

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Television:

The Shield, LOST, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Tim and Eric's awesome show great job!, Mr Show, Squidbillies, Frisky Dingo, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, C-SPAN!, Lou Dobbs

Books:


The greatest novel ever written.

Secrets of an Alkaline Body, Autobiography of a Yogi, Imajica, Sacrament, Everville, Never Be Sick Again, David Mammet On Directing Film, SunFood Living, The Second Coming Of Christ, A Course in Miracles, The Tao of Detox, How To Know God-The Yoga Aphorisms of Patanjali, Nothing in this book is true but it's exactly how things are, Mans Eternal Quest, Neurospeak, The Law of Attraction, The Tao of Health Sex and Longevity, Desparation, The Way of the Healer, The Science of the Mind, Soul Psychology, Awaken the Giant Within, anything by Clive Barker, Wayne Dyer, Deepak Chopra, and Tony Robbins

My Blog

Sadness

I was walking down Van Nuys St in Sherman Oaks today, when I turned around to see a very upset and delusional homeless man stumble off a bench at a bus stop, and straight into the busy street. He had ...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:27:00 PST

Obama/McCain, it doesnt matter

In a speech Obama made in Chicago on July 2nd, Obama said if elected, he fully intends to recruit young citizens into something he calls a "national security force," apparently a large paramilitary gr...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:43:00 PST

FUCKING WAKE UP PEOPLE! AMERICA IS ABOUT TO END, GONE, GOODBYE, NO MORE!!!

There is little doubt that the United States economy is edging closer to collapse. The U.S. is facing not just a recession but a depression and almost everyone in the U.S. mainstream press is in denia...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:54:00 PST

Former Bush press secretary Tony Snow dies of cancer


Posted by Kevin Cease on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:32:00 PST

The power of love

Take a moment and ask yourself this question.How do you feel? If you are asking yourself this question, you might think you have the answer. Maybe your mind says "I feel ok." Or maybe it's stressed. ...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:18:00 PST

A genious and important leader has died.

Grammy winning actor, comic, and anti-establishment icon George Carlin died at 71 due to heart failure at 6pm last night in Santa Monica. George Carlin was one of the few who stepped up to the plate w...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:30:00 PST

Cloned meat

It seems the FDA has recently approved cloning cows for meat and milk. I hope that this add to a change in public opinion on eating meat and drinking milk. What this means:1. The cow meat and milk hav...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:24:00 PST

I walked on fire

    I discovered and erased false beliefs. I connected with 3,500 people. I walked on 15 feet of fire at 2,000 degrees. I truly discovered my purpose. I’m stronger than ever. I&rs...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

(Updated in BOLD under cooked food) A few health reasons why I changed my diet.

People ask why I quit eating meat and went vegan and going what may be completely raw. I must say its for a couple reasons, one of them being I've never had food this good before. The recipes call for...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:33:00 PST

10 day fast blogging

For those of you interested in following my blog on a day to day basis about how I am dealing with my 10 day fast, I will be posting my blogs here:http://kevincease.blogspot.com/...
Posted by Kevin Cease on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:02:00 PST