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Chris is Dead

'Cause I'm a fuckin genius that's why!

About Me


Electra Tattoo
1060 State Avenue
Marysville, WA 98207
(360)651-0866


Artist, Musician, Piercer and Tattoo Apprentice at Electra Tattoo in Marysville. I apprenticed for piercing under Fat Tony and Sev at the Everett Tattoo Emporium. I am apprenticing for tattoo under Lance Dozier.
Also currently playing guitar for Kill Closet
Other than than I like to go out late at night dressed as the Grim Reaper and knock on windows at the retirement home, put red noses on all the Deer warning signs, yell at people in traffic, and tie things to parked cars. If you want to meet someone else worthwhile Go meet the cadaver dog Buddy .
Cause I've lost my innocence
And I'm a stranger, A life changer
I'm a man thats not afraid of danger
I walk my own path, and blaze my own trail
Because I'm not afraid to derail
I won't get in line or be a middle man
So fuck you I'll make my own plan
And I got respect and I dont neglect
The people that I really care to protect
Am I a failure if I got nothing to lose
No, I'm not a failure, I got something to prove
If not me then who?
If not now then when?
I'm not listening, not anymore
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
IM = [email protected]

My Interests

Traveling, friends, long showers, Sex, Art, Pin Ups, Retro/Pop Art, Guitars, Computers, yelling at you from my car window, Sk8, BMX, Horror, Sci-Fi, Hi-Tech, MUSIC!!!, Metal Sculpture, Wood Working, Welding, Blacksmithing, Cars, Corners, Hot Rods, 4x4's, Tattoos, and my friends...

I'd like to meet:

yer mom

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Music:

Rise Against, Social Distortion, Slip Knot, Shadows Fall, Pappa Roach, Foo Fighters, Tool, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Transplants, Nile, SuperJoint, Frank Zappa, Bob Marley (who doesn't like Bob), John Prine, Sick of it All, the Refused, NIN, Johny Cash, Willie Nelson, the Accused, Misfits, fugazi, Big Chief, Rob Zombie, Rancid, 7 seconds, Decendents, Pantera, Elvis, Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Tenacious D, Jimmy Eat World, Coffin Break, MxPx, Chemical Brothers, Lamb of God, Def Tones, AAF, Helmet, Green Day, Circle Jerks, Green River, Blink 182, Plaster, Poisen Idea, Jellyneck, Ozzy, AC/DC, Bleed the Sky, Mission G, Jerry Lee, Goldfinger, Soilwork, Mud Vayne. Project 86, BNL, Cradle of Filth, the Haunted, Snap Case, Hate Eternal, NOFX, Opeth, Deicide, Burn the Priest, Chamaira, Punk, Hardcore, Death Metal, Grindcore, Punk Rock, Regae, 50's, 80's etc. and on and on and on forever... not to mention all the killer myspace bands!.. except that one band, those guys suck!

Movies:

Land of the Dead, Fist Full of Dollars, Hang 'Em High, Sin City, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Wariors, The Devil's Rejects, Blow, Momento, Jeepers Creepers, Fools Rush In, House of 1000 Corpses, TCM, Fast Times, Smokey and the Bandit, American Psycho, Revenge of the Nerds, Wrong Turn, Pulp Fiction, The Blob, Friday, Evil Dead, Very Bad Things, Pleasantville, Sleeper, Buffalo '66, Heathers, The Search for Animal Chin, Breakfast Club, Brazil, Soilent Green, BASEketball, Duplex, Kill Bill, Everything You wanted to Know About Sex.., Public Domain, Bones Brigade, H-Street, Old Biker flicks, extreme sports vids, indie films, action, etc.

Television:

I hardly watch TV anymore but...

The Banana Splits Show!

Family Guy, Futurama, Discovery Channel, Tech TV, Cops, Monster Anything, car/truck/motorcycle shows, Documentaries

Books:

Usually Books ON stuff, something I can learn from... Current Fiction novel: Skinny Dipping and a couple books on improving my art skills

Heroes:

Fuck Heroes... Heroes are just one letter away from being Herpes and I don't have those either...

My Blog

Piercing and Tattoo Hours and Info

Piercing and Tattoo Hours and Info We've hired another artist here at Electra Tattoo in Marysville so we shifted a few shifts around.(aka I now get two days off together!) SO... The Shop's new hours a...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:14:00 PST

They Live

Think. Feed your head. Find your own truths. Wake Up! If you have complaints about the government, about the war, about paying taxes. If you have complaints about religion, about decisions, about pol...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:54:00 PST

My first piercing review...

So here's what one customer/friend had to say, candidly, about her experience being pierced by me..."Hey All~I just had some body piercing done, by a friend whom I have known for years. I had the same...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:14:00 PST

California 07 pt. 2

Well day two was really good! I got the car washed while still in Grants Pass, had a good breakfast, then I stopped by Auto Zone to get a new air filter for the Jeep. I have been getting really bad ga...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

California '07 pt. 1

Well, planned to leave work yesterday at 3pm. I left at 4... But I forgot to turn in my time card, SOOO... I had to turn around and drive back to work and do that. Got back on the road at around 4:45p...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Chris is Dead on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

Help make a difference.

i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live" Messenger. Every time you start a conversation using i'm, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effec...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:48:00 PST

Watch this...

If you watch anything this year, watch this... Things you never knew about the US government. The law that never was. "America - Freedom to Fascism" Total run time 1:49 and worth every moment, and ple...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:59:00 PST

seven

Your Deadly Sins Envy: 20% Greed: 20% Lust: 20% Sloth: 20% Wrath: 20% Gluttony: 0% Pride: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14% You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST

That's just good TV

The Banana Splits Show! Intro and jam session Dickies Banana Splits theme songDanger Island More Danger Island!...
Posted by Chris is Dead on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:27:00 PST