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THE CONSULTANTS TRAILER.
MOVIE COMING SOON!!!!!!!ROBERT PEET INTERVIEW PART 1-JUST A SAMPLE OF TEH UP AND COMING MOVIE Robert part 1 - watch more funny videosROBERT PEET PART 2 Robert part 2 - watch more funny videos ROBERT PEET PART 3 Robert part 3 - watch more funny videosROBERT PEET PART 4 Robert part 4 - watch more funny videosROBERT PEET PART 5 Robert part 5 - watch more funny videos GOHAN LITE, NOW FOR WOMEN! NOW YOU WOMEN CAN STOP COMPLAINING. GoHan Lite, Now For Women - watch more funny videos PARKING TEAM! TWO GUYS HELPING A YOUNG DAME PARK. Team Park episode 1 - watch more funny videos MR. BAD TOUCH HAS ARRIVED Mr. Bad Touch episode 1 - watch more funny videosMR. BAD TOUCH talks to employee about sexual harrasment. Mr. Bad Touch episode 2 - watch more funny videos LOGIC & REASON "LOOK" A MUSIC VIDEO I PRODUCED AND PUT TOGETHER. A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE "WHATEVER IDIOT" THAT I WAS IN.BRAD BRAKE AND I FIGHTING OVER WHO THE BIGGER DICK BOSS IS.A VERY IMPORTANT PSA ABOUT DRUG ADDICTION. PLEASE WATCH!!!..> DRUG ADDICTION HURTS EVERYONE. on FunnyOrDie.com ..> THE TONY MOSER TRIBUTE IS HERE!COMMERCIAL AGAIN.... Pepsi Commercial
..I AM THE GREATEST STAND UP COMIC IN THE COUNTRY! NO SCRATCH THAT- IM THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER IN THE DAMN UNIVERSE! GOOGLE IT! YOU WILL GET THE SAME ANSWER.Besides that also too, I'm a self made billionare. I have several production companys all up and down the west coast. I produce anything from music videos to my own brand of Girls Gone Wild, called Girls Gone Baligerant. I enjoy spending lots of cash on a woman, even if she is a hooker. Doesn't matter. I got a lot of cash to throw around. How much? Lets just say that I sleep in $1,000 billz and I ALWAYS sleep in the nude, which freaks people out when I fall asleep in the bus. I guess no one has ever seen a man with a tattoo of a beautiful unicorn on his inner thigh before. And yeah you heard me. A man. I'm all MAN. Judge me all you want. At the end of the day, I'm the one who is having many sex with lot of foreign people.
MY NBC DEBUT
http://it.truveo.com/id/2305843012020769599

Kath discovers that she is still married to her ex Rusty and must find him in order to finalize their divorce.

Me on the Kath & Kim show. Try to find me. I was ne of the best background actors the show has ever had. Towards the end of the show, Selma Blaire gets thrown off the railing. Molly Shannon comes to her rescue. But first she walks right past me. Im wearing a very sexy sleeveless denim shirt and shorts I bought at walmart.

TONY MOSER "THE SEX ALBUM" ON SALE NOW!!!

THE SEX ALBUM MP3 NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM FOR ONLY $7.99! THATS A GOOD DEAL FOR AS MUCH SEX SONGS THAT ARE ON THIS CD. GO TO THE LINK! http://www.amazon.com/The-Sex-Album-Explicit/dp/B002E6D6M2/r ef=sr_f3_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1246428180&sr=10 3-1SOON TO BE SOLD ON ITUNES AND NAPSTER! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT...AND SEXY.

The Sex Album [Explicit] by Tony Moser
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The Album of the century!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a girl who knows how to keep a secret. You know the kind that you meet and say to them, "Okay, don't ever call me at my home, and don't tell your parents." And they don't say anything. Thats the one for me.

My Blog

TERRIFIED TO LIVE HARP TECH DIES!!!!

..TR height="100%" width="100%" UNSELECTABLE="on">The rumors are true. John Williams, one of the best harp techs in the business, was found dead in his hotel room late last night. He died from a her...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:44:00 GMT

The recording of "Terrified to Live"

The new long awaited studio album "Terrified to Live" is in recording sessions as we speak. The great Tony Moser is what the biz calls EVERYTHING on this project. He's lead vocals, drums, guitars, b...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:45:00 GMT

Tony Moser costars in "Beach Cops". Hits one theater in July.

For those of you who can even remember far enough back to last summer - our little film "Beach Cops" made it in to the Action on Film Festival. We would love to see you all and any of your friends fo...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:49:00 GMT

R.I.P My Friend.

Samson was my dog that I adopted back in 2002. He was a huge horse of a dog that always thought of himself as a small lap dog. Which made it hard when he'd jump on you as his claws ripped through you...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:39:00 GMT

Don't you want somebody to levitate with cash.

Okay. This was a weird dream so I thought I should share it with my peeps.It was night time and I was standing on the sidewalk on top of a hill. Suddenly a swarm of bubbles start coming my way. Tur...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 13:35:00 GMT

The Ant

So I was outside smoking and then I looked down. I saw an ant all by himself. He was walking all over the ground searching for something. He was acting like he was just LOST. I thought to myself, ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:49:00 GMT

SWEETNESS 2006-2007

Yesterday I sold Sweetness. Who is Sweetness? Sweetness was my 1990 Lincoln Town Car, a.k.a "We pulled you over because we assumed you were black."The brakes went out on me and so did the rear shock...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Best dinner ever!

Tonight I had budweiser, pizza rolls, and cigarettes for dinner. It was DELICIOUS!So many of my fans ask me what I do in my spare time. I think this sums it up.And when the time comes when I have ov...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 20:51:00 GMT

THE NYGERIANZ STRICKE AGGAIN

Okay, so here it is. I'm known for many, many things. My beautiful looks, my god like body and my horrible attempt at spelling. But atleast Im never sending out scams on the internet like this. Se...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 19:05:00 GMT

NO Sleep till...... PASCO!

I have been up for 27 hours. I am currently sitting in the Horizon wing of the Portland airport. WHich if you dont know what that looks like, picture a greyhound station when they used to have k...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:23:00 GMT