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Thailore

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About Me

I am a 29 year old heart carpenter who just moved to Chicago 63 minutes ago. One time I lived in New Zealand hoping to get raped by sheep but they are very docile and don't understand that no means yes. There a bunch of Wolly Cock puppets. So I've heard;) Wink....... I like to walk up mountains then ski down them, make art, laugh, read the Onion, sucker punch kittens with love not fist's, meet creative and funny people like Professor Improv and The Information Station actually anyone in GP, watch the sunrise or sunset really just looking directly @ the sun, ride vespa's in the Swiss Alps after smoking hash from an apple, and making pancakes for strangers. .
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My Interests

Chinese infomercials

I'd like to meet:

Cats Cats Cats

Music:

Anything on the pan flute sends me on a punching spree.

Movies:

I Heart Huckabees, V for Vendetta, Top Secret, And anything by the Kubrick

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, Firefly, Alias, 24, The Sarah Silverman Show

Books:

Bleachy Haired Honky Bitch, Life of Pi, The Glass Castle, ET 101, A MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY

Heroes:

Johnny Appleseed, Special Agent Jack Bauer and Sasquatch

My Blog

Yakotori Christmas

I am currently penning my first 40 hour show. It's called Yakatori Christmas. It's about the struggles of Japanese Christians and the persacution the've suffered in their native Land. It's centered ar...
Posted by Thailore on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:31:00 PST

Leg Wound

My leg hurts like a mother shit. For those of you who are not in my immediate vicinity and have not seen the travesty that is my my left leg then allow me to give you the gift that is this sweet visua...
Posted by Thailore on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

Lesbian ex's

Hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmppppphhhhh... I sure am conflicted. I love lesbians. Love 'em to pieces. However knowing now that my two ex's were dating has made me flacid in previously impo...
Posted by Thailore on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:46:00 PST

Thanks alot Jordache

Dear Jordache Jeans, I want to thank you for never hiring me for your print or television ads in the late 80's and early 90's. Not that I auditioned. That really shouldn't be a factor here. I have see...
Posted by Thailore on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

Chicago sort of rhymes w/ Bueno

I have been exploring The Windy City and I formally admit that I heart it in the face. Every day has been awesome. First and foremost they have a Taco Bell here. Which I don't know if t...
Posted by Thailore on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST

I heart BLOG

Myspace is not to shabby. My account looks a little bare right now but I promise pictures of rainbow waterfalls, magical unicorns, dancing gnomes with intricatly woven wizardous beards made of belgian...
Posted by Thailore on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:02:00 PST