Baseball, process vs. product, painting, chubby babies, bushido, retro sci-fi and horror art, zippo lighter tricks, dusk, ice cream sandwiches, room service, pomade, spicy condiments, worn-in leather jackets, chocolate, body surfing, epson salt baths, backward masking, garlic, my next tattoo, action figures, Tommy's chili burgers, scuba diving & gadgets.
Not into - Prima donnas, lemmings, sarcasm, bad teeth, crocodile tears, high-maintenance women, attitude of entitlement, clutter, mediocrity, Monopoly, blessing anyone's heart, college football, fart jokes, the evening news, gin, cheap Halloween costumes, Nascar, tribal tattoos, bubble gum, Indian cuisine, okra, patchouli, standard poodles, gangsta rap, loud motorcycles, fundamentalism, taxation w/o representation.
TRACY ULLMAN, The Snow Miser, Sackagawea, Tina Fey, Bruce Willis, Johnny Lydon, Annie Lennox, Parker Posey, Chewbacca, Dave Chappelle, Janeane Garofalo, Rowan Atkinson, Gary Oldman, John Belushi, James Gandolfini, Steve Allen, Tim Burton, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bill Murray, Al Swearengen, Sam Kinison, Grace Kelly, John Cusack, Lorne Michaels, Salma Hayek, Nicholas Cage, Larry David, Paul Giamatti, Leonardo Da Vinci, Scarlett Johanson, Lucille Ball, Topo Gigio, Walt Disney, Eugene Levy, Gary Sinise, Sean Connery, Christopher Guest, Andre Dice Clay, Senor Wences, Joe Morgan, Dolly Parton, Ted Williams - once they re-attach his head.
Not into - SIMON COWELL, Panty Raid!, Improv Nashville, Ann Coulter (even though she's hot), Larry the Cable Guy, Jerry Bruckheimer, Joan & Melissa Rivers, Janice Dickinson, Jesse Jackson, Lizzie Borden, Robin Williams, Johnny Damon, Jabba the Hutt, Jim Bakker, Rod Jeremy, Paris Hilton, Jerry Springer, Michael Eisman, Lamb Chop, Tony Robbins, Danny Bonaducci, Scooby Doo, Oprah, Howard Stern, Tonya Harding, Jane Fonda, OJ Simpson, Carrot Top, Al Sharpton, The Master Cylinder, Don King, Bill or Hillary Clinton, whoever invented the chastity belt.
Hieroglyphics:
KISS, Tenacious D, X, Aerosmith, Eminem, Jason & the Scorchers, Jerry Lee Lewis, Nashville Pussy, T-REX, The Police, Flogging Molly, Beastie Boys, Everclear, Tom Jones, Joan Jett, House of Pain, The Clash, CCR, Cheap Trick, Bread, Ludwig Von Beethoven, ABBA, Ole Blue Eyes, Suicidal Tendencies, Christina Aguilera, RAMONES, AC/DC, Dick Dale, Eddie Cochran, Sex Pistols, Tito Puente, Gun N Roses, Elton John, U2, Louis Prima, Led Zep, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Gore Gore Girls, The Cramps, Dr. Demento, Vivaldi, James Brown, The Plugz, Elvis (Costello and Presley), Devo, Al Greene, Tom Waits, Tom Petty, Spike Jones.
Not Into - SuperNova, Pink Floyd, Bernadette Peters, Beyonce, The Grateful Dead, The Pussy Cat Dolls, Men At Work, Neil Sedaka, Cosby, Stills, Nash & Young, The Beach Boys, Up With People! The Starland Vocal Band, Robert Goulette, The Carpenters, Supertramp, Men At Work, 50 Cent, New Kids On The Block, Bobbie Brown, Celine Dionne, Barbara Streisand, Menudo, Barry Manilow, Christopher Cross, Hootie and the Blowfish, Englebert Humperdink, Air Supply, anyone pimped by American Idol or Rock Star.
GOODFELLAS, Boondock Saints, Swingers, Gross Point Blank, Spinal Tap, Dr. No, It's a Wonderful Life, Ran, Pulp Fiction, The Great Escape, Raising Arizona, Tombstone, After Hours, High Fidelity, Sid & Nancy, Leon the Professional, Waiting For Guffman, The Godfather Series, Silverado, Mad Monster Party, Moonstruck, The Fifth Element, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Raging Bull, My Favorite Year, Reservoir Dogs, Fisher King, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Fargo, Taxi Driver, Dogma, The Graduate, Eight Men Out, West Side Story, The Natural, Big, Taxi Driver, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Young Frankenstein, Napoleon Dynamite, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, When Harry Met Sally, Rear Window, North by Northwest, Dusk to Dawn, The Mission, Run Lola Run, Star Wars 4-6, Rock & Roll High School, Roshamon, Best in Show, Field of Dreams, Treasure of Sierra Madre, Annie Hall, Wild At Heart, Clerks, Adaptation, Sideways.
Not Into - Kung Fu Hustle, Audition, Kazaam, Cars, Syriana, Big Momma's House, Pretty Woman, Battle Royale, Laws of Attraction, Henry & June, Notting Hill, Star Wars 1-3, Farenheit 911, Ultra Violet, Hell Raiser, From Justin to Kelly, Jesus Is Magic, Car Wash, Never Ending Story III, The Exorcist, Lizzy McGuire, Police Academy 2-5, Die Another Day, Battlefield Earth, Spice World, Crossroads, Brokeback Mountain, Gigli, Glitter, Grease 2, Cody Banks, The Cable Guy, Cabin Boy, Soul Plane, Friday, Punch Drunk Love, Barbershop, Little Nikki, Ishtar.
THE SOPRANOS, Arrested Development, Deadwood, Lost, I Love Lucy, Entourage, Carnivale, Three Stooges, The Banana Splits, Speed Racer, Monty Python, Sid Caesar, The Avengers, 30 Minute Meals, Firefly, The Brady Bunch, School House Rock, Gumby, West Wing, Davey & Goliath, Electric Company, ZOOM, Little Rascals, The Brak Show, Ren & Stimpy, Sabado Gigante, H.R. Puff N' Stuff, Carol Burnett Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Iron Chef, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Roller Derby, Surreal Life, Lancelot Link, Banana Splits, Alias, 24.
Not Into - Erectile Disfunction Commercials, Doctor Who, MTV, Strangers With Candy, The Lance Krall Show, Fear Factor, Howard Stern, Oxygen, TBN.
Writers - Arthur Conan Doyle, Charles Bukowski, Michael Bamberger, Dr. Seuss, Hemingway, Jack Kerouac, J.R.R. Tolkien, Woody Allen, Poe, Steinbeck, Machiavelli, Lincoln, Sun Tsu, Hunter S. Thompson.
Books - Live From New York - The story of SNL, The Man Who Heard Voices; Or How M. Night Shyamalan Risked His Career on A Fairy Tale, Where The Wild Things Are, Behind the Mask - The biography of KISS, The Art of Playwriting, Any 'FOR DUMMIES' book, Free Play, Truth in Comedy, Impro, The Godfather.
Comics - X Men, Batman Comics by DC.
Magazines - LIFE, National Geographic, Prick, Rolling Stone.
War veterans, Winston Churchill, Frances Ford Coppola, Lou Gehrig, M. Night Shyamalan, Martin Scorsese, Carol Burnette, Jackie Robinson, Jacques Cousteau, Charlie Chaplin, Boris Karlof, Del Close, Gene Simmons, Harry Carey, Evel Kneivel, Abraham Lincoln, Buster Keaton, MLK.