The Schmeltz are a comedic rock band featuring members of the smash hit show, "Blue Man Group". Frontman Anthony Parrulli (Blue Man Captain) and drummer, Kevin Connolly, Jr. (Blue Man drummer) are joined by their brothers; Lead Guitarist, Brian Connolly; Guitarist/Keyboardist/Vocalist, Chenz Figaro and Bassist/Vocalist, MC Yummy Nutz.
The band originally formed in Clearwater, Fl in 1995. Since then, The Schmeltz have performed their brand of "Perfect Comedic Entertainment" for audiences in the US, Canada and the UK, garnering them the titre honorifique, "The World’s Greatest Opening band in the World!"
Question: What can you expect from a Schmeltz show if you have never seen them before? Answer: Balls out Rock in a comedic package, showcasing musical talent, wacky side-show-like stage antics and confident, yet cockilly humble (because amazing!) vocal stylings by one of the industry’s most original Frontmen!
Question: What can you expect as a returning customer to a Schemltz show? Answer: What can’t you expect? With stage presence unrivaled by anyone (other than previous Schmeltz shows you have been to), new "Chick Medleys" updating every show (This is when we take songs sung by ladies and make them our own by butchering them a little!) and more intimate and primitively satisfying hooks in our new material, pieces of you will be blown away that you didn’t know were there!
Question: Are The Schmeltz really "The World’s Greatest Opening Band in the World", and if so, who gives this award out, and how can I win this title? Answer: Yes, they are and it was given to them by everyone who has ever seen them perform, and you would have to kill The Schmeltz, which is not possible because they made a deal back in ’97 which makes them impervious to attempts on the band’s collective life, so there!
