Interests? Yup, I've got 'em. Enough about me, let's talk about you. Do the lights feel too bright in here? I think they're too bright. I'll tell the guy to turn the lights down. Man, didn't they ever hear of ambiance? Do you wanna try the wine? You look tense. Long day? Yeah, I totally understand. I had a dayjob once, but then I found out that my grandma left me 6 million in her will. I know, wierd, she lived in a studio apartment for the last 20 years of her life with 12 cats. We still don't know where she got the money from. Did I ever tell you I'm a trained massage therapist and personal trainer with 7 percent body fat? Seriously. Aw, thanks, I really like me too. Yeah, I do live close to here, why? Whoa, easy there trigger, put your dress back on, that stuff's 15 bucks a glass.
You. Unless you hate laughing and things that are hilarious, free, and crawling with awesomeness.