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Christian Shirm

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About Me

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My Interests

I like comedy-obviously, quick wit, intellect, words, originality, lots of coffee, sushi, SEX, smart asses, pushing the envelope, pushing myself, Perpetuating change, Pushing people to think and feel, REAL people, heart, vulnerability, dexterity, mentally strong women (yum ;), WORK ETHIC (I hate lazy bastards!), character, Fearlessness, raising the bar, Living up to your full capacity, exceptions to any rule and people who know how to have a good time.

I'd like to meet:

CATHERINE KEENER - MY FUCKING FAVORITE!!! Bette Davis, Judy Garland, Ellen Degeneres, Mae West, Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball, Bette Midler, Barbra Streisand, Frances McDormand, Sandra Bernhardt, Christina Ricci - love you :) Ben Stiller, Phillip Seymore Hoffman-fucking brilliant, Steve Buschemi, William H. Macy, Will Ferrell, Steve Carell......

Music:

Showtunes!, House, Jazz, RAP, Hip Hop, Disco and Funk! Anything I can shake my ass too!

Movies:

200 Cigarettes, Silence of the Lambs, Saturday Night Fever, Midnight Cowboy, Airplane, Old School, Serial Mom, The Graduate, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:


SNL at times, Chappelle's Show, The Office, Ellen, Seinfeld, Talk Soup, I Love the 70's, 80's, 90's etc.

Books:

What makes Sammy run?, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Catcher in the Rye, The Wrestling Party.

Heroes:

"Christian, You were great. You're very funny. I loved your characters. Keep it up kid. You're on your way." - Lily Tomlin

My Blog

Britney............

OK, this is my FAVORITE Britney pic EVER!!!!!! This picture totally sums up the Britster, or should I say the "essense" of Britney.I love that she keeps driving around in her car with all those pumpki...
Posted by Christian Shirm on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:09:00 PST

AWE POOR SARAH SILVERMAN...............(*tear)

AWE POOR SARAH," I wish I never did the VMA's."What a Coward. Just like her FRIEND PEREZ&&&.(MISS PIGGY).Mouthing a VAGINA and making fun of the OBVIOUSLY defenseless CHILDREN who came out of it is BE...
Posted by Christian Shirm on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST