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About Me

Born march 4th,1972,Zorba(named after the movie zorba the greek)says comedy is his reason for being."There is no reason to exisit without laughter" he says. Starting at the age of 16,in his hometown of lousville ky,at the comedy caravan,(I use to beg for stage time). All I do is eat,drink,think,fuck(you know what I mean)sleep,and dream comedy.I study the past comics to remember where I came from.Some people find it superfulous to go that far,for me it's absolutly needed.Raised in the era of hip hop at ten,He became an m.c. before doing comedy.I I still spit the illest lyrics ever written by man.I just love the music. "It's my motown" zorba says.I am hip hop.Don't take our word for it,hear it from zorba himself...5/10,190,believe me I'm all man,a raw man,baddest m.c. you ever saw man.If you think I'm bragging to gain some credibilty,all you have to do is lead me to a faciltiy.Then turn the beat on,I'll bring the heat on.as soon I leap on the stage and engage in a battle of wits with some dumb shit, who tends to forget,I Zorba Jevon am a master lyricist.March fourth was the day,"72" the year.I was born premature, doctors were unsure,that I survive,barely was I alive,but no need to worry The legend as arrived...(My own words).And At the age of sixteen I got into comedy.Been doing it nonstop ever since.Influenced by Richard Pryor,Woody Allen,Redd Foxx,Paul Mooney,Lenny Bruce,Bill Hicks,George Carlin,Dick Gregory,Godfrey Cambridge,Bert Willams and the comedians who came before me making it possible for me to bless a microphone in any capacity.Without them I don't exisit.real comics know this.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's full of passion for what they love(well maybe not the l.a.p.d.-They love beating miinorites.Maybe they don't get enough fiber in their diet.Which is an essintial need being that their full of shit).But someone who's desires are undeniably,unmistakably what motivates them.The way stand up/hip hop/sex do that for me.Witout passion we'd have a dreadfully awful society filled with nothing more than followers,assholes,and idiots(But enough about the white house).my point is follow your heart.Go where it leads you(except a crack house).You only live once.live,laugh,love.That's the secret to life(and don't die).

My Blog

James Brown Dies (Tribute w/ Michael Jackson)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeFUvW5YInQ two legends enough said
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:06:00 GMT

michael is gone.How sad.

Never met the man,a misguided soul who could perform like no one's business. He's doing shows with elvis,james brown,ray charles,biggie,tupac,nat king cole,sammy davis jr,gregory hines, etc....I only ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:09:00 GMT

comedians

Comedians.What an odd bunch we are.Misfits of society who only feel at home onstage getting attention from total strangers who could give two shits and a motherfuck about us.Alot of us couldn't surviv...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:27:00 GMT

What the fuck is going On?

Working on the act as usual.President-elect obama Shall make for good material.Of course to get it during the most troubled times in history is crazy.700 billion dollar bailout,aig with their retarted...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Thinking about life

Sitting at the computer looking out the window at the mixture of leaves and rain that have befallen new jersey on this somber,morose day.The weather is making it impossible not to fade of...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:21:00 GMT

When You’ve been Blessed

I did a show last night.Did well.I'm proud of the fact that I can create intellecually,thought provoking material and still get laughs.I'm not a thug comic. I see nothing interesting about that style....
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:51:00 GMT

obama,obama,obama!!!!!

Tommorrow we see if history will be made.Let us pray it will be.I never thought This could be a possibility in my lifetime!!!!! (it happened). Barack Obama became the 44th and first af...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:47:00 GMT

life

Hey folks.I know I haven't written since theodore roosevelt left office.I've just been tring to get use to the idea of being domesticated.I can't.I'm a free spirit.I go and come as I please,I do...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:54:00 GMT

Barack Obama's Victory Speech on June 3, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxa0ihsoiYI About damn time
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:44:00 GMT

Barack Obama's Victory Speech on June 3, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxa0ihsoiYI
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:29:00 GMT