Cynthia - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a broad. I'm nice. I like people. I like acting, doing stand-up, writing and directing. I love playing basketball, boxing and camping. I wish I just wanted to be a forest ranger and hook up with another forest ranger and screw in the trees. But, instead I live here in Los Angeles and was beginning to believe that I'd never know the faint smells of normal. Although, I just went back home to Chicago for the first time in a while and I got to smell normal again for an entire week, and I enjoyed the fuke out of it. It exists....it exists! I hope to go to Ireland this year and meet an Irishman, write, perform....oh drink and have a good life! Oop! Guess what?! We have an update! I went to Ireland and I did enjoy the fuke out of it or the feck as they say! And I did do all of those things! I also met an Irish guy...from Chicago...in LA, before I left and that's fanfeckingtastic! Love, Cynthia

My Interests

ACTING! WRITING! DIRECTING! DOIN' STAND-UP FOR PEOPLE WHO GET IT AND SOME WHO DON'T! ALSO, I AM CURRENTLY TEACHING STAND-UP WITH A TOUCH OF THE MEISNER TECHNIQUE AS WELL AS MEDITATION AND IMPROV EXERCISES FOR A MORE WELL ROUNDED PERFORMANCE AND PERSON! IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D DIG, PLEASE CONTACT ME.

Music:

I love Van Morrison. I love Carol King and Barbra Streisand. I love The Marshall Tucker Band and Neil Young. I love Bad Finger. I love raspy voices.

Movies:

My favorite movies are: Ordinary People, Quiz Show, Saturday Night Fever, The Ice Storm, Adam Sandler movies, Clint Eastwood movies- Unforgiven is my favorite, Robert Redford movies, Barbara Streisand movies..most of them - A Star is Born is my favorite, Julia Roberts movies and most foreign films! There are more of course but for now..that’s all I can think of. I don’t like scary movies or roller coaster. If you lived my life, you wouldn’t either.

Television:

Good Morning America, I loved it much more when Charlie Gibson was on it. Still love Diane Sawyer. Boston Legal, Rescue Me, Men in Trees and I will always love The Family Guy, The Simpsons and King of the Hill.

Books:

Creating Money, it is amazing! I also loved The Creative Habit by Twyla Tharp, my favorite book that a friend wrote is Cubicide by my friend and fellow comedienne, Katie Love! She needs to get it published! It is phenomenal! My favorite author is probably Maya Angelou. I also like Michael Moore.

Heroes:

Lenny Bruce, Barbra Streisand, Richard Pryer, John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Carol Burnette, Sandra Bernhardt, Robert Redford, John Lennon, John Trudelle, Bonnie Raitt and I'm sure there are and will be many more.

My Blog

Leave me a voice message on myspace! It's cool! Then put one on your myspace site too!

Hi Children! I have a job for you; after you've finished washing the clothes and mowing the lawn, I want you to click on my "leave a message" or whatever you call it, on my myspace pag...
Posted by Cynthia on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

Somebody said, "If you're really serious about acting...you gotta get a waitress job."

So, I got a job in Beverly Hills, at an adorable little place with who I think are adorable people. Well, it's so sweet and so small that so must their business be. I watched the bart...
Posted by Cynthia on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:01:00 PST

Queer o!

It seems impossible not to be queer. You know. You know what I mean? It's all queer. My stupid face and then I write some queer thing that I think someone would want to read.&n...
Posted by Cynthia on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:19:00 PST

Who knows!

Well, where does one begin? It's Friday night and I am in. If I were in NY, I'd be having a heart attack right now. But I live in LA and I have a place to sit other than my bed. ...
Posted by Cynthia on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST