Dish bags... |
I love walking in the mall and seeing that high school couple doing the BF/GF walk. You've seen it the guy behind the girl like Sia...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:09:00 GMT |
Nightmares... |
I think people misuse the word, "nightmare" entirely too often. "You made it! How was traffic?" "Oh, it was a nightmare" Really? A nightmare? Were you driving on a freeway paved with corpses? Was...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
Cold showers and the panic thereof... |
You ever get in the shower and there is little to no hot water left. You already have the hot all the way to the left and the cold all the way to the right and it's luke warm at best. Panic sets in wi...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:14:00 GMT |
Wedding Invitations... |
I love that I am 25 and not married. I keep getting all these invitations to weddings. All I can do is rag on them. "Ya, I'm not really feeling this picture at all. I don't like this font either." Bla...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 23:53:00 GMT |
"Good for you!" |
You know what phrase I like? "Good for you." I love it. You can make it go so many directions, depending on the inflection. You remember when you were a kid? You parents were always telling you that. ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:24:00 GMT |
Zingers - not the Hostess treat, however... |
I hate it when you think of the perfect thing to say after the fact. You get into some verbal tiff with some jerk at Best Buy, and end it with, "Ya, well you're gay!" Zing! Ya that really got him. I...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:39:00 GMT |
Car Sales Techniques& |
Car Sales Techniques&
"Men we need to do something big this year! We need numbers! We need record-breaking numbers. We need to blow the competition out of the water. What can we do? I will op...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 23:50:00 GMT |
Good Items, Bad Moments& |
"Good Items, Bad Moments&"
Clowns: Good at childrens' birthday parties; bad at funerals& unless of course, it's the clown's funeral, in which case, it would be inappropriate for there to be no ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 19:47:00 GMT |
My Rhetorical Questions... |
A rhetorical question is a question to which no answer is expected&
Here are some of the rhetorical questions I often ask myself:
ยท Why do people feel i...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 23:28:00 GMT |
Halloween (of course) |
For those of you who care, I am going to post a blog every Sunday... I am also going to keep things a bit more brief hopefully)... unless you like the longer ones. Let me know what you think...
Today,...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 23:12:00 GMT |
