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Shawn Pelofsky

MOVE OVER KATHY GRIFFIN, HERE COMES THE F LIST

About Me

I'm a stand-up comedienne with A LOT of personality. I am fortunate to have great friends and would bend over backwards for any of them . I am loyal and passionate about what I do. I am a HUGE fag hag and if you are a gay man there is no where to hide; I will find you. I laugh at everything..well...unless it's about me. I love a good hair product. Treat people well and you will get the same back. Check out my website: www.hahachick.com

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Why is DAWN "Gay of The Month"? Because this fabulous woman is a mover and shaker. She is actually the first LESBIAN of the month, aside from all the queens you see me post. Why discriminate? Power Lesbians rule and Dawn can suck a bottle of Jack Daniels and hot pocket down faster than any man. Chayer Ophilimus, Dawn!

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My Interests

Stand-up comedy, improvisation, writing, shopping, boxing, eating, traveling, and bad reality T.V.

I'd like to meet:

Sam Kinison. Oh wait...he's dead. I'll settle for Prince.

Music:

CHRIS DAUGHTRY (WHO SHOULD HAVE WON AMERICAN IDOL) Prince, JBJ (Jon Bon Jovi), Garth Brooks, Tracy Chapman, Vanessa Carliton, Stevie Nicks, Gavin DeGraw, ANY HAIRSPRAY HEAVY METAL BAND from the 80's.

Movies:

Lord of The Rings (all of them), Star Wars, Bring it On, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, Waiting for Guffman, Angus and Ben-Hur.

Television:

American Idol, America's Next Top Model, The Surreal Life, Sex and the City, The Office, Desparate Houswives and The Amazing Race.

Books:

The Kite Runner and Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Our soldiers who fight for our freedom, Bette Midler and of course.....any fireman in uniform (HOT)