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Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget

On the lush, mysterious isle of Cumonawannalaya stands a magnificent palazzo............and so begin

About Me


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I can be so quiet as to fade into the walls........unless I'm called upon to be otherwise;).I'm a typical Leo who likes to make a grand entrance but I also like to let others shine as well.I'm surprisingly shy til I get to know you then it's every entity for themselves. I'm generous and kind to a fault but this firey lionchild is slowly but surely learning how to say no when it's necessary.
I'm VERY close to my family, regardless of whether they're by blood or otherwise.
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Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas
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My Interests

I'm very active in my church and have been involved with RCIA (a process by which non Catholics learn about Catholicism with the idea of possibly joining) since '92. Although at the present, I am on hiatus and just ushering for now.It's a great way to learn more about the faith while meeting some really interesting people.I also like to travel. I've been to various places in the U.S., as well as two trips to Italy and some travel to Canada.

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Karaoke is part of my weekend night life and I've been told I'm a pretty good singer, but then again, I'm surrounded by some really kind people;). While others are singing Top 40, you'll usually find me singing oldies and a lot of stuff from the 80's and anything I can use my own brand of humor on...
Get this video and more at MySpace.comMy take on "Let's Get Drunk and Screw" is like no other and if it's possible.....my "Love Bizarre" would make Prince and Sheila E. blush;). I'm known to do a FEW serious songs as well.......certain occasions and situations simply call for it. And last but not least.........once or twice a year I like to go to the Maryland Renaissance Festival.I've been a regular since around '97 with off and on trips since the '80's.

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I love the live entertainment........the ridiculous, the sublime and the craftspeople aren't too shabby either:).
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Talk to the hand;)..... Of course others who have similar interests........but more importantly.......anyone who can show me somethin' new. You also have to know how to be a friend.......all the time.......not just when it suits you or if you can get something out of it. Except me for who I am, not for what you think you need. I've already dealt with the users and they ain't nothin' but losers. This isn't bitterness talkin'........it's just me reasserting myself....something I guess I need to do every once in a blue moon........One never knows what one can learn when one unclenches their innards long enough to realize there's a whole huge world outside their own individual orbit.......think on this.........;) However, I have to let you all know that peops with closed minds or some uptight agenda can show themselves to the dungeon........as this is a palace of love and peace;).....
......save the drama fo yo mama!
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Music:

Music is food for the soul......at least for me it is. A huge percent of my life is involved with music. If I ate chocolate cake the way I listen to music......I'd look like Orson Welles......way later in his career;)......some of my favorites are (not necessarily in any order) Manhattan Transfer, Loreena McKennitt, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Andreas Vollenweider,


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Donna Summer, Edith Piaf, Kim Waters, Glenn Miller, some Andrew Lloyd Webber, Teena Marie, Stephanie Mills, Paul Winter Consort, Luciano Pavarotti,


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Cher, Medieavel Baebes, Paul Schwartz, Delerium, k.d. lang, Patsy Kline, Bob Wills, Asleep at the Wheel (although I wish the lead singer would quit talking in the middle of everyone's solos),


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Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac, Cecilia Bartoli, Grace Jones, Dirty Vegas,


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Satie, Rimsky Korsakoff, Hildegard von Bingen, Ani DeFranco, Squirrel Nut Zippers,


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Maria Callas, Earth Wind & Fire, S-Hickey, The Chieftans, Altan,


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Blackmore's Night, Queen, Sarah Brightman, Joss Stone, Evanescence, David Arkenstone,Christina Aguilera

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Sheila E., Wendy & Lisa, The Time, Lisa Gerrard, Jeff Order, Patti LaBelle,


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Will Ackerman, Tim Story, Liz Story, Oystein Sevag and tons more.......cha cha cha;).....Jennifer Holliday is the ONLY Effie White.....nuff said!

Movies:

I like all kinds of movies.....


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....comedies should make me laugh till my jaws and stomach ache....


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.....horror movies should scare me till I almost.......ALMOST.....wet my pants...


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....and if it's supposed to make me cry.....please don't be fake or you'll lose me completely....


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.....nuff said....

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Mostly I do a lot of channel surfing......reality shows are too stupid for words, with the exception being Orange County Choppers.....but I do like shows like Law & Order and CSI.......and Ugly Betty is a definite keeper.....other'n that, TV is pretty dismal in spite of all the channels you have on cable and such.....very sad :(......

Books:

I've finally gotten myself back in the habit of reading again.......the last book I read was Stephen King's Diary of Ellen Rimbauer.......you HAVE to get this......it's really scary........very interesting how it ties in with the made-for-TV movie that goes with it........

Heroes:


My family....blood or otherwise and our military overseas fighting for our rights to have stupid shit like MySpace........but seriously.......keep these brave people in you thoughts and prayers.......their stomachs are in knots 24/7 so you can be safe 24/7......God bless 'em all!!
Good night to all......and to all a good night....love ya'll;)

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Adds for Match.com

I'm starting to really become annoyed and nauseated by the adds that Match.com is putting on MySpace.  I'm here to hook up with friends and meet people, not look at soft porn.
Posted by Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:24:00 PST

The Mockery of Heath Ledger’s Death........Ignorance Rides Again.........

The way I see it, Fox's "reporter", Gibson's stupidity is it's own reward.  I've aways said, if you don't like what the guy has to say, simply change the channel.....if enough people do that...
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Kids born from 1940s to 1980s........thanks Greg;)

..> CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, a...
Posted by Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:08:00 PST

The Chili Cookoff

For those of you who have lived in Texas , you  know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the  time Halloween comes around.  It takes up a major portion of a &nbs...
Posted by Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:50:00 PST

You Know You're Italian When...........

You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 banana...
Posted by Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

Wal-Mart.........This is Too Funny;)

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He prefers to get in and get out quickly but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. HE must find an outlet for his bored...
Posted by Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:20:00 PST

Check Out This Site For our Troops........

www.anysoldier.com. Our military really need our support. This came from Keith Alberstadt.......he's on my friends list. Read his blogs Middle East Trip I and II.........really powerful stuff......
Posted by Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST

A Laugh at Ourselves and the E.mails We Send

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about thatcrap in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel withevery envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top ...
Posted by Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:41:00 PST

New Rules - with a smart ass attitude

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the ...
Posted by Don Marko de Guidoville aka The Marzipan Midget on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

10 Things Idiots do on MySpace...........Had to Share........

: ONEW.A.K.E.U.P.there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 fri...
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