Baddies
Male or Female…. A bad guy is a bad guy. We love ‘em all.Thomas F. Wilson as "Biff Tannen", from the "Back to the Future" trilogy. Biff was born on March 26, 1937 in Hill Valley, California. He is the great-grandson of Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen and the grandfather of Griff Tannen. He is not very bright and only got through high school by bullying George McFly to do his homework for him. "Hello? Hello? Anybody home?" By 1985, Biff's marital status is unknown, although Biff has a grandson Griff by 2015, suggesting that Biff had at least one child by 1985. "That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship, Butthead!"
Zombies
Zombie Island Massacre, Carnival of Souls, Bruce Campbell Vs Army of Darkness, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, Thirsty Dead, King of the Zombies, Return of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Re-Animator, Zombie Death House, Crypt of the Living Dead, The Evil Dead, Horror of the Zombies, Night of the Living Dead, Undead, House of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Fangs of the Living Dead, House of the Dead, Oasis of the Zombies, Zombi, 28 Days Later, White Zombie, Revolt of the Zombies,Hard Rock Zombies, Hell of the Living Dead, and more.
Directors
Why do the actors get all the attention when the directors are the ones who make the films? The directors are the visionaries who turn the films into what we like. Here’s some of our favorites.Quentin Tarantino. Single handedly made it ok (and way beyond cool) to show lots of violence in movies again. The short list of films he's directed is amazing. Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill and Death Proof. Brought back the careers of more than one aging movie star. Wrote MANY great movies as well. True Romance, Natural Born Killers and From Dusk Till Dawn are among those. In his movies look for General Motors cars, board games, bizarre weapons, cereal and lotsa blood. His next movie to be released is expected to be Inglorious Bastards (although he's considered naming it "Once Upon a Time in Nazi-Occupied France") set to be reased in 2009 or 2010.
Kung Fu
Enter the Dragon, Fist of Fury, Fantasy Mission Force, Karate Warriors, Blood of the Dragon Peril, Dragon Princess, Dragon Master, Bruce Lee: The Man The Myth, Legend of the Drunken Master, Shogun’s Ninja, Shaolin & Wu Tang, Sister Street Fighter, Street Fighter, Legends of the 8 Samurai, Sonny Chiba’s Dragon Princess, Kung Fu Punch of Death, 36 Crazy Fists, Return of the Tiger, Return of the Street Fighter, Real Bruce Lee, Raw Force,5 Fingers of Death, The Bodyguard, Bruce Lee and Kung Fu Mania, Deadly Buddhist Raiders, Bruce Lee the Invincible, Rage of the Masters, Guy with The Secret Kung Fu, Bruce Lee the Super Hero, Exit the Dragon Enter the Tiger, Shogun Assassin, Chinese Connection, Fists of Fury, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Martial Monks of the Shaolin, Kung Fu Hustle, Duel of the Tough, Shaolin Drunken Fight, and more.
Must See!
We're gonna talk about this film soon. check it out if you wanna add to what we think.....
This movie ("Skidoo") is gonna air on Turner Classic Movies on July 12th, 2008 at 2:00 am. We highly recomend it to anyone who wants to see something that is truly bizarre. It has Groucho Marx playing God, Jackie Gleason on an acid trip and Carol Channing singing the title song while dancing around a Yacht. Otto Preminger directed it, but then pulled it from circulation, because he was embarassed by it.
Kaiju
Attack of the Monsters, Attack of the Mushroom People, Destroy All Planets, Destroy All Planets, Gamera Vs Gaos, Gamera vs. Monster X, Gammera the Invincible, Ghidorah: The Three Headed Monster, The Giant Gila Monster, Godzilla Raids Again, Godzilla Vs. The Thing, Godzilla: King of the Monsters! Gojira, Invasion of the Astro Monster, Monster from a Prehistoric Planet, Monster from the Deep, Varan the Unbelievable, War of the Monsters, Warning from Space, Yongary, and more!
BGM to Love
B.G.M.’s (or Big Goofy Monster’s) need love too. Often misunderstood, they only need a caring person (usually a young Japanese child) to change their disposition from rampaging monster to heroic national icon. DO NOT WEAR LAB COATS NEAR BGM’s, as they’ll probably see you as a scientist and cause of their malady.Angilas- often called "Anguirus",he is a four-legged dinosaur that looks vaguely similar to an Ankylosaurus. He has several horns at the top of his head and a single horn above his nose like a rhinoceros. His face is long and drawn out, like a crocodile, and has rows of jagged, serrated teeth. His carapace is studded with long, sharp spikes. Anguirus' tail is covered with spikes and makes up most of his body length. His hind limbs are longer than his forelimbs and he can stand up on them to his full height, though he generally walks upon all fours.
It can be gathered that Anguirus is a dinosaur, either awoken by nuclear tests or existing remotely. Anguirus was the first enemy that Godzilla ever faced, in 1955 (Godzilla Raids Again). Apparently, Anguirus' species was extremely competitive toward other hostile creatures, thus explaining his attacks on Godzilla. Godzilla and Anguirus battled in Osaka, and after a fierce struggle Godzilla won with a bite to the neck. He then appeared to incinerate his opponent's body with his atomic blast.
Comedy
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, The ‘Burbs, Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, The Jerk, Cabin Boy, Raising Arizona, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, School of Rock, Sideways, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Mr Nanny, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Suburban Commando, Groundhog Day, Hot Shots!, MonkeyBone, Fish Called Wanda, American Wedding, Blazing Saddles, Wayne’s World, Top Secret, Vacation, Super Troopers, Waiting, UHF, Tommy Boy, When Harry Met Sally, There’s Something About Mary, The Cable Guy, The Cannonball Run, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Slap Shot, Smokey and the Bandit, Office Space, Private Parts, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python’s The Life of Brian, Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, Nacho Libre ,Naked Gun, Napolean Dynamite, Pledge This!, Porky’s, The Simpsons Movie, Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Black Sheep, Clerks, Airplane!, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, History of the World pt I, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dogma, Dude, Where’s my Car?, Ghostbusters, My Big Fat Independent Movie, Naked Gun, and more
Cult Chicks
Let’s talk about chicks, man. (Chicks, Man!)
This week, after watching all of season 3 of the Muppet Show, we decided to be a little silly for the cult chick of the week. That's right, everyones favorite swine, Miss Piggy! Her real name is Pigathius Lee. According to her biography: "She grew up in a small town in Iowa; her father died when she was young, and her mother wasn't that nice to her. She had to enter beauty contests to survive, as many single women do. She has a lot of vulnerability which she has to hide, because of her need to be a superstar."As far as we're concerned, she's a whole lotta woman!
Music
White Stripes Under Blackpool Lights, The Doors, Jesus Christ Superstar, Little Shop of Horrors, This is Spinal Tap, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Wiz, The Filth and The Fury: A Sex Pistols Film, Phantom of the Paradise, Shock Treatment, and more
Sweet Ride!
The "Slave I".
Slave I is an antiquated Kuat Systems Engineering Firespray-class ship; both Jango Fett and Boba Fett modified and upgraded the ship's engines, weapons, and defenses. Star Wars Fans liked X-Wings, Star Wars geeks liked TIE fighters, Star Wars nerds liked the Millenium Falcon and us "Uber Star Wars nerds" thought the Slave I was the ship to own.
Sci-Fi
Galaxy Invader, Flash Gordon: Rocketship, Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe, First Spaceship on Venus, Evil Brain from Outer Space, End of the World, Embryo, Destroy All Planets, Day Time Ended, Day the Sky Exploded, Counterblast, Cosmos: War of the Planets, Unknown World, They, They Came from Beyond Space, Teenagers from Outer Space,
Total Recall, THX 1138, Time Bandits, Forbiden Planet, The Terminator, The Fifth Element, Star Trek, Star Wars, Soylent Green, Blade Runner, Robocop, Galaxy Quest, I Robot, UFO: Target Earth, 12 Monkeys, Alien Dead, Track of the Moonbeast, This is Not a Test, War of the Robots, Warning from Space, Voyage to the Planet of the Prehistoric Women, Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet, Rocky Jones- Space Ranger: Crash of the Moons, Robot Panet, Revenge of Dr X, Return of Dr Mabuse, Alien Contamination, Alien Species, Alien Zone, Alpha Incident, Terminator, Starship Troopers, The Planet of the Apes, Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet, War of the Worlds, Warning from Space, Assignment Outer Space, Alien, Cosmos War of the Planets, This is Not a Test, Invasion of the Astro Monster, Killers from Space, Unknown World, Battlefield Earth, Last Man on Earth, Day the World Ended, Spirit Hunter, Star Trek, Robocop, Predator, Tank Girl, Midnight Cop, Killers from Space, In the Year 2889, Journey to the Center of Time, Amazing Transparent Man, Assignment: Outer Space, Astral Factor, Atomic Rulers of the World, Attack from Space, Bad Taste, Brain that Wouldn’t Die, Brain Machine, Things to Come, Star Odyssey, Spare Parts, Last Woman on Earth, Last Man on Earth, Laser Mission, Land Unknown, Prisoners of the Lost Universe, Planet Outlaws, Phantom Planet, Phantom from Space, Phantom from 10,000 Leagues, Monster from a Prehistoric Planet, Menace from Outer Space,and more.
Product Placement
What can we say….we’re shameless whores!!
Big Kahuna Burger. "That IS a tasty burger!" If you've been a vegetarian because your girlfriends a vegetarian or you simply need a quick soda and french fries when you're on the run, Big Kahuna Burger is the place for you to head to. The Hawaiian Burger joint. We think you'll say that it's the best burger you've ever had in your life.
Classic
Giants of Rome, Frank and Tony, Detour, D.O.A., Cabinet of Dr Caligari, Yojimbo, The Wild Bunch, The Godfather, The Lost Weekend, The Producers, The Man who Shot Liberty Valance, The Departed, The Dirty Dozen, Lost World, Lost Jungle, Lost City, Tears of the Sun, Seven Samurai, Sanjûrô, Mean Streets, Once Upon a Time in the West, Casino, The Good- the Bad- and the Ugly, Gangs of New York, Outlaw Josey Wales, Cape Fear, West Side Story, Desperado, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Graduate, Midnight Cowboy, Once Upon a time in Mexico, Paint Your Wagon, Psycho, Some Like it Hot, Das Boot, Dog Day Afternoon, Full Metal Jacket, King of Comedy, Man with the Golden Arm, Once Upon a time in China, One Flew over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Scarface, Serpico, She’s Gotta Have it, Nosferatu, Man who Knew Too Much, Magnificent Seven, Li’l Abner, Oliver Twist, Jackie Robinson Story, Fistful of Dollars, Citizen Kane, Braveheart, The Untouchables, Metropolis, Raging Bull, Eyes Wide Shut, It’s a Wonderful Life, A Night at the Opera, A Day at the Races, A River Runs through it, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Dances with Wolves, Flight of the Phoenix, Casablanca, Three Musketeers, GoodFellas, Guys and Dolls, Hell in the Pacific, Hidden Fortress, The Bat, and more.
LOST Spoiler
Yeah….Khop’s a little obsessed with the tv show LOST. Here’s an upcoming spoiler for yunz who also wanna be in the know. High light the black text below to read. If you don’t wanna know……just move along. Seriously.... DO NOT HIGHLIGHT IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING BIG!it is RUMOURED that our favorite Korean toadie gone soft (Jin) did not die in the freighter explosion. AND..... Emilie de Ravin is not contracted to work on LOST next season, but has a standing contract to come back for season 6.4815162342
Television
Arrested Development, The Ben Stiller Show, The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Chappele’s Show, Clerks Uncensored, Dark Tales of Japan, Eerie Indiana, Family Guy, Futurama, The Henry Rollins Show, Heroes, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lost, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Muppet Show, My Name is Earl, The Office, One Step Beyond, Penn & Teller’s Bullshit!, Police Squad, The Prisoner, Robot Chicken, The Sarah Silverman Program, Scrubs, SCTV, The Simple Life, The Simpsons, Sledge Hammer!, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Speed Racer, The Tick, Titus, Twin Peaks, UltraMan, The Venture Bros, Wonder Showzen, The Young Ones and more!
Money Shot
squeamish may need to cover their eyes here.From the 1988 version of "The Blob". Ummmmmmm, wow! All I can say is that I wont be having lasagna for at least a month.
Drive In Classics
Diamonds of Kilimanjaro, Deep Red, Death Rage, Death by Dialogue, Crimes of Stephen Hawke, Crimes at the Dark House, Condemned to Live, Colossus and the Amazon Queen, Cold Room, Coach, Chloe: Love is Calling You, Chain Gang Women, Cathy’s Curse, Carry On Emaauelle, Werewolf in a Girls Dormitory, TNT Jackson, Trauma, Trip with the Teacher, Three Tough Guys, Werewolf Woman, Terror at the Red Wolf Inn, Women’s Camp 119, Wild Women of Wongo , Amazonia, All the Kind Strangers, Baron, Beach Girls, Beast of the Yellow Night, Bell from Hell, Black Fist, Blades, Bounty Man, Blood Hook, Blood Tide, The Teacher, Too Late for Tears, Torture Ship, Tortured angels, Savage Weekend, Superchick, Slave of the Cannibal God, Snowbeast, Slipstream, Slashed Dreams, Sisters of Death, Silent Night Bloody Night, Scream Bloody Murder, Lucifer Complex, Legend of Bigfoot, Legacy of Blood, Las Vegas Lady, Lady Frankenstein, Rattlers, Prime Evil, Poseidon Explosion, Policewomen, Piranha-Piranha, Pick up, Panic, One Frightened Night, Nightmare Castle, Night Tide, Night of the Blood Beast, Idaho Transfer, Hustler Squad, Invasion of the Bee Girls, High School Hitchhikers, Hellcats, Haunts, Hands of Steel, How Awful About Alan, House of the Living Dead, House by the Cemetary, Night Fright, Nabongo, Murder in the Red Barn, Midnight Shadow, Metamorphosis, Messiah of Evil, Mean Johnny Barrows, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Malibu High, and more.
Famous Zombies
We love zombies! Here are some zombies we'd like to see more of.Hybrid Zombie (Bill O'Reilly & Katie Couric). Before the infection, He was famous for being the right wing voice of FOX news. She was famous for being the left wing voice of CBS news. The evil heads of the news departments put their heads together and decided to put Bill and Katie's heads together to make an "Uber NewsCaster" that would appeal to everyone. It still calls people "pinheads", but it does so with a smile on it's face. Unfortunately the first story it was sent to was the weird string of murders in Evans City. It's was last seen near CNN center looking for Anderson Cooper for being "too damn middle of the road".