Reverend Khopzilla®

I'd like to meet:

.. About Khop I'm an ordained minister who is also an atheist. I am very loyal, trusting and will give anyone a fair chance...... but if you betray that trust, I'll turn on you faster than you can say "Jack Robinson". I root for the underdog, even though he usually loses. When there is one person who everyone disagrees with, I find the need to back them up, emotionally.....even though most people usually disagree with them for a sound reason. I am thoroughly UNIMPRESSED by a college diploma. I've met far too many idiots who act better than everyone else in the world because they got one, yet they've done NOTHING of any importance. Money doesnt impress me either. Same deal. Besides-- most people with any real money only have it because they inherited it. Big fucking whoop. I think most of the people in this world dont wanna do the right thing-- they only wanna be right, if you follow me. Anybody who critiques any form of art is only fooling themselves of self importance. Art, like taste is subjective, and to say something you didnt create does or doesnt have merrit, is absurd. If you are a critic, either professional or recreational, do the world a favor and shoot yourself now. Preferably in the crotch so your kind cant reproduce. Sometimes I feel alone in middle of parties. I often get bored with the status quo, but I dont care to have people change themselves into something fake. I think most people like being used, and are willing to give up everything of true importance to their core being, only to be rewarded with plastic, metal, and paper trinkets. Almost everyone is a victim of political doublespeak, but fall back on jingoistic tendencies to mask their ignorance of the fact that they are but pawns. There are no honestly original people anymore,(myself included) and I am patiently waiting for the next social upheaval. Interestingly- I want to be no part of it while it happens, but I'll gladly take credit for it (if it's successful).......after the fact.

"There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, it to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution." —John Adams

"I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever in religion, in philosophy, in politics, or in anything else where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such addiction is the last degradation of a free and moral agent. If I could not go to heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all." —Thomas Jefferson

"135 Fun facts you may or may not know about me"
1- For some reason I have eaten sushi from a gas station three times in a 2 week period
2- I have slept at my office for 3 months straight at one point.
3- Once it cost me $2.00 to take the bus to go to Target so I could pay off my credit card bill of $1.81, which I needed to do to avoid a $35.00 late fee.
4- I'm planning on opening a dvd rental store by the end of 2008 which specializes in cult & classic movies and television shows.
5- I have never found a carrot cake that has been truly satisfying.
6- I once gave the middle finger to a buggy full of Amish people.
7- I changed my pants while driving a car to a court hearing where I was being charged with reckless driving for a previous unrelated occurance.
8- I have never set foot in a natural body of water.
9- I bribed the township road workers with a box of twinkies one year to put extra asphalt on the road at the end of the driveway to fill in the potholes on my work's property
10- I hate my teeth and want them to fall out so I can design my own dentures (the kind that surgerically screw into your jaw one by one)
11- I've pissed on door handles of expensive cars in parking lots on more than one occasion
12- I want to invent "habenero chocolate chip" ice cream
13- I really enjoy going to the movies drunk at 11 am on weekdays.
14- I once had a girlfriends jealous ex-boyfriend dump chocolate milk on my head
15- An ex-girlfriend spit in my face during sex and it kinda turned me on
16- I once was questioned by the police for having a skull in my car ( I swear it wasn’t real!!!)
17- I only clip my fingernails when I'm outside
18- I have thought several times over the past 2 years about renouncing my American citizenship and moving to Canada
19- I like to clean my ears with paperclips at work ( I really don’t know why though)
20- I’ve had an employee at work quit because he didn’t know the letter “W’ can be used as a vowel.
21- Once, while driving to Dayton, Ohio, to see a concert, I fought off the flu by drinking Zima malt liquor beverage spiked with Alka Seltzer for cold.
22- I met the lead singer for the band “Pop Will Eat Itself” in the same elevator where I met the band “Changing Faces”.
23- My punk band had played on the same stage as the Exploited, 7 Seconds, The Misfits, Hüsker Dü, Half-Life, Descendents, They Might Be Giants, and the Police. (although not on the same night)
24- I really like Bologna sandwiches on toast with butter.
25- I think social metaphors in zombie movies are an important commentary on contemporary American life.
26- I used to eat lunch at an old family cemetery on a regular basis.
27- I called the cops after my house was pelted with eggs and beer bottles one night, only to be yelled at for NOT cleaning up the egg shells and broken beer bottles before the police arrived.
28- When I lived in town, I got revenge on my neighbor who insisted on parking in front of my house, by throwing my garbage(nothing that was able to be traced to me) out my window into her yard for a month.
29- I don’t think “peanut-butter/ banana sandwiches” really pop, unless you add mayonnaise to the mix.
30- I’ve eaten a whole container of nutmeg in one night to see what would happen.
31- When people eavesdrop on my conversation in restaurants, I tend to make details up to get a reaction.
32- I remember minute details from when I was 4 years old, yet I have a hard time remembering things I’ve done last week.
33- A roommate and I once stopped traffic by throwing balloons out of our windows onto a main thoroughfare running out of town.
34- I got caught stealing 111 milkcrates because I forgot that you leave footprints when walking in the snow.
35- I enjoy making fun of people out loud who do things like use a blue tooth in a restaurant, or use the belt clip for cell phones.
36- I am 5’ 11 and 3/4 “ even though my drivers license states I am 6’0”.
37- I haven’t talked to a friend for 11 years because I don’t like his girlfriend. (they got married and divorced, but I don’t think that excuses his horrific blunder)
38- I have only ever received a "Whitmann's Sampler" box of candy as a gift once.
39- Female clowns kinda turn me on.
40- I once confused James Earl Jones with James Earl Ray in a debate on racism.
41- I never paid any kind of utility bill (besides phone and cable tv) until I reached age 35.
42- I lived downstairs from a paranoid schizophrenic who I overheard yelling at the "voices in his head". Several weeks later he showed me the scars where he tried to slice his stomach open, and where he placed a wire hanger heated on his stove to his face in an attempt to force the voices out of his head.
43- There is no latin version of my name.
44- "The Ink Pen Honks" is an anagram of my name.
45- I was forced to stand in a garbage can by my 3rd grade teacher because "That's where I belong".
46- I once frightened a supervisor at work, because I freaked out when she ate one of my skittles out of sequence.
47- I find it imperative to watch KDKA news every day I have to get up for work.... WPXI or WTAE seems like a junior varsity version of the news to me.
48- I was 15 before I realized that the Eye and Ear hospital was NOT spelled "Ioneer".
49- I consider "Q, K, X & Z" to be ugly letters, even though I'm not sure why.
50- I am legally considered a "Second" (II), not a "Junior" (Jr).
51- I used to sell sweepers door to door.
52- I once got into a fist fight over who got to use a new sharpie pen first.
53- Most of my time at work is spent justifying why I am there.
54- I have an "X-Box" that I only played once in the past 2 years.
55- I owned (and totaled) two different Ford Taureses within 1 year.
56- I have a Betty Boop Tattoo on my right bicep.
57- I once grabbed an X-acto knife off a co-worker, thusly cutting deeply into my own thumb.
58- I naturally gravitate to a nighttime schedule.
59- I have every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (post KTMA) with Joel in it on video tape.
60- I once got detention for talking to a teacher in study hall, because he didnt "appreciate my politics"..
61- At a Smashing Pumpkins concert, I got an apology after I flicked the cherry of my cigarette down the ass crack of some kid acting like a lunatic in the seat in front of mine. (honestly, if you're gonna dance, get on the floor. the seats are for us oldfucks who dont care to dance)
62- I got flipped off by a sorority chick whose shirt read that I would respect her, after I told her I dont respect sorority whores.
63- I've lived on a porch for 4 months.
64- I am amused by people who claim they dont care about me, but end up talking to others that I know about the newest thing happening to me.
65- I have never cooked a proper hard boiled egg.
66- I have won a game of TV edition Trivial Pursuit in 3 turns.
67- I am afraid to drink more than one energy drink from a can in a 24 hour period.
68- Maroon button up shirts look really good on me.
69- I dont believe that astrology is truthful, but at the same time I think I'm a really strong Scorpio.
70- I get really turned on when I see a girl wearing fishnet stockings.
71- I enjoy talking about myself.
72- I like liver and onions.
73- People say I "always wear black", even though I wear brown, olive green, grey, tan, and maroon all the time.
74- When I get bored in a conversation I tend to change the subject abruptly and expect the person I'm talking to to keep up.
75- I bought 84 2 liter bottles of diet Dr Pepper in one day for $3.00 from a grocery store, after I noticed it was on sale for $0.75 a bottle and there was a $0.50 coupon printed on the side of the bottle (double coupon days!!).
76- I had shaved my head twice before I realized that it doesnt look good that way.
77- I once accidentally maced myself with pepper spray while pumping gas.
78- I've had nervous breakdowns on more than one occasion.
79- I hate working as middle management.
80- I believe that there is no such thing as a bad movie.
81- I never ate sausage gravy and biscuits until I was 24 years old.
82- I once owned a dog named "Squirrel".
83- I love Key Lime Pie.
84- When I like a rock band, for some reason I need to know what city they came from.
85- I cant stand having a garbage can in my house.
86- I bought a six-pack of celery flavored soda just to see what it tasted like.
87- I am more creative and productive after midnight.
88- I have never worked in a convenience store.
89- I've had two teeth pulled out by the dentist.
90- After being told by a homeless man that he was hungry, I gave him expensive almond stuffed olives that I had planned on using for martini's. He yelled at me because he "wasnt that hungry".
91- One of my favorite bands of all time is the Velvet Underground.
92- I have no patience for people that feign stupidity to get out of work.
93- I dont care what people think of me.
94- I prefer creamy peanut butter to chunky.
95- I tend to get pokey when thinking of random facts about myself.
96- Dispite my leftist views in politics, I am a registered Republican.
97- I wasted one afternoon away by watching the "Problem Child" trilogy.
98- My favorite spice is Smoked Paprika.
99- I am a distant relative of Tom Mix.
100- I designed both of my Tattoos.
101- My favorite Classic movie is "Citizen Kane".
102- I think the perfect names for baby girl triplets would be "Lilly", "Lola", and "Layla".
103- Within the past 8 years I have grown a deep appreciation of country-western music.
104- I used to introduce myself to people as "Phil McAvity"..
105- I have tendencies to become obsessed with television.
106- I'm not especially found of strawberrys, but I love Strawberry Quick.
107- I can meet someone several times before I am able to recognize them out of their setting.
108- An ex-girlfriend I had kicked out of my house got even by sneaking in and stealing my shower curtain.
109- I spent one thanksgiving watching a "Bob Villa Marathon".
110- I've done #97 on more than one occasion .
111- I am related to someone on the "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" album cover.
112- I love classic movies.
113- I catch onto things a lot quicker than people give me credit.
114- I've turned down rides while hitchhiking because the driver seemed "boring as Hell".
115- Nothing irritates me more than watching someone try to outsmart me and have them think they're succeeding....I usually let them continue their game, until I've gotten what I needed out of the situation and then cut them loose.
116- Unlike most people, I like fruitcake.
117- I'm one of the few people who have never seen any of the Matrix movies.
118- I know how to read Tarot cards.
119- I once owned a pig named Nancy who was kidnapped and held for ransom.
120- As a general rule, I dont like to be touched at work.
121- I once arrived home from work to find asian people playing basketball in my foyer.
122- I have never liked creamed corn.
123- One weekend when my roomate was out of town, I redecorated his room by throwing garbage everywhere, dumping marachino cherries on the floor, hung a second roomates bra from picture frames, and taping a gin bottle onto his lightswitch. When he returned with his girlfriend and asked me if something occurred over the weekend, I denied any knowledge of what had transpired.
124- I often quote movies in the middle of arguments..
125- I have flag from the Soviet Union.
126- I talked a roomate into quitting her job because I wanted to go down to Pittsburgh one day without having to drive.
127- I believe that "Title dictates behavior"......to a point.
128- The first big concert I saw was Iron Maiden.
129- I once rode 14 miles on the back of a pick up truck that had no bed.
130- I put my bed in a closet to stay away from people when I slept.
131- I hate the movie 'Zoolander', but really enjoyed the gasoline fight in the film.
132- On a road trip, 4 hours after I stated that you NEVER see a car on fire along side of the road because it's something that only happens in movies, I saw a car completely engulfed in flames along side of the road.
133- My parents divorced when I was 6.
134- My favorite chord is E minor.
135- I havent had a haircut since July of 2004 .

Music:

General Shit Watching television is how I like to unwind, I love to watch college football(GO BUCKS!!!), music has been a staple of my life from as far back as I can remember, And I've recently taught myself how to play guitar.

"Whenever 'A' attempts by law to impose his moral standards upon 'B', 'A' is most likely a scoundrel." -- H.L. Mencken

My PaintingsI like to paint, I was self taught. I use mostly acyrlics as you would use oil paints, but I've been known to use them as water colors. I mostly paint portraits of women and have been known to paint on cereal. (some of my paintings are in the 'pic' section....make a comment on your favorite.)

You are 100% Pittsburgh.

Great job! There's nooooo doubt about it. You're from Da Burgh. You deserve a reward, so go have an Ahrn City or two. And GO STILLERS!

How Pittsburgh Are You

Movies:

Movies Askewniverse Movies, Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorcese, Stanley Kubrik, Those WQED documetaries about the history of Pittsburgh, any zombie movie or "B-movie" from the 50's (especially "The Giant Gila Monster")

"A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities, and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties." --Harry S. Truman

Music Anything from Rock and Roll(Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly), to Jazz(Cab Calloway, Thelonious Monk), Early Hip Hop(Public Enemy, Run DMC, Beastie Boys), Country(Hank Snow, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash), Heavy Metal(Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden), Punk(the Clash, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, 7 Seconds, Black Flag), Classic Rock(Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young), and others I wouldnt know where to put(the Velvet Underground, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Meat Puppets, the Ditty Bops, Janes Addiction, the White Stripes)

Television:

What mental disorder does Khop have? Result: OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

Khop has odd obsessions that he cannot seem to control. He may even perform rituals to make himself feel better. Counting and continuously obsessing over things happens frequently.

Books:

Who I'd like to meet? No one in particular, I'd rather be suprised with who I run into, besides, all the interesting people are dead, already. I think anyone who has a chance of being interesting is already out meeting more interesting people.

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." --Benjamin Franklin

Heroes:

Khop's Personality Profile
Khop scored as Strong Egoism. His life is very much guided by the concept of Egoism: Khop works primarily to promote his own interests.
Philosophy or Personal Belief percentage
Strong Egoism 100%
Objectivism 100%
Nihilism 93%
Justice (fairness) 90%
Existentialism 75%
Hedonism 75%
Kantianism 50%
Apathy 35%
Utilitarianism 10%
Divine Command 0%
I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another person, nor ask another person to live for mine.
I am not primarily an advocate of capitalism, but of egoism; and I am not primarily an advocate of egoism, but of reason. If one recognizes the supremacy of reason and applies it consistently, all the rest follows.
--Ayn Rand
[More information at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...]
Heroes I've never wanted a hero. Anyone who thinks they are a proper role model or hero to another person isnt being honest with themself and is a fucking hypocritical liar. These people arent to be idolized.
StrangeWorld StrangeWorld is a business venture that My friend and I are starting, mostly to fill a needed demand, but also to work where we both actually enjoy going into everyday.
We will open to the public sometime in mid to late 2008.
DVD Rentals is the primary objective of the store, and we will focus on Cult and Classic Movies, You know, all those great movies that BlockBuster forgot to stock on their shelves.
We will also sell, movie related toys, T-shirts, posters, and disgusting hard to find candy to eat while watching your rentals.
We will start out with close to 3,200 titles, consisting of 800 classic movies, 800 horror movies, 800 television shows, and 800 cult classics.
The profits will be put back into the store with the intent of finding more and more hard to find movies for rentals.
We are unsure of the location at this point. But keep looking here for web information.

Books Animal Farm, 1984, The Jungle, Brave New World, The Stranger, Native Son, Catcher in the Rye, American Psycho, To Kill a Mockingbird.
ALL ABOUT KHOP - The Survey
Name: Khop
Birthdate: 11.2.69
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Current Location: Butler, Pennsylvania
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown with a blonde stripe
Height: 6'00"
Dominant Hand: righty
Heritage: German/Irish/Welsh/Swiss
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martins
Your Weakness: Big Breasted Women with Free Beer and Fried food
Your Fears: A Woman who can see through my shit
Your Perfect Pizza: Tomato/Bacon/Red Onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive through another Year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Fuck Off"
First Waking Thoughts: What time is it?
Favorite Ice cream Flavor? Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby
Favorite Drink (alcoholic)? Whiskey Sour or Beer
Most stupid remark? Once inadvertently asked a girl with facial hair if she forgot to shave
What annoys you most in a person? When people actually believe they're better than others because of money, social stature, or education
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: really early or really late
Your Most Missed Memory: having no responsibility
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither...Sheetz's is my weakness (you people not in this area DON'T know what you're missing)
Single or Group Dates: single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee....black
Do you Smoke: used to....quit coz I was tired of coughing and hacking
Do you Swear: all the time
Do you Sing: only when I'm absolutely sure I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: thought I was
Do you want to go to College: been there....waste of time, money and beer
Do you want to get Married: I can fake it if she wants to
Do you belive in yourself: more than you could believe
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: of course
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah....now that one is dead
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: drums and guitar....not at the same time
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: caffeine and aleve
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I dont like sushi, but I eat it all the time because I love Wasabi!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes....like I said I have been to college
Describe Your Wallet: Black, leather, empty
Describe Your Dream car: dont want one
Describe Your Toothbrush: white and red
Describe Your Jewellery worn daily: leather necklace with Celtic rune pendant
Describe Your Pillow Case: black
Describe Your Room: um...which one? livingroom, Bedroom?, kitchen?
Describe Your Love life: Goddamn, there are so many unlikable people
Describe Your Cologne/Perfume: Kenneth Cole- Black
Describe Your Cd in stereo: Charles Mingus
You are Wearing: black shorts and WM3 t shirt
Wanting: a steak
What does your headline mean: kinda self explanatory, huh?
Last thing you ate: soup
Something you are afraid of: getting shots
Do you like candles: not especially
Do you like the taste of blood: I've only tasted my own, but it wasnt horrible
Do you believe in love: I believe people want love
Do you believe in soul mates: havent met one yet
Do you like seafood: yes
Do you remember your dreams: yes
Do you consider yourself a study freak: huh? Does this mean I like to read up on things? yes.
What's your favorite thing to do in the place where you live: relax
Do you like tattoos: yes
Do you burn easily in the sun: yes
Do you speak another language other than English: not very well
What's something you wish you could understand better: other people
Are you shy around a crush: no....actually quite the opposite
What book would you recommend to anyone: I don't recommend books
Last show you watched an entire episode of: LOST
Last movie you watched at home: Employee of the month....lmao. I'm an idiot
Got any plans for the weekend: yes
Who do you miss: no one in particular
Last incoming call on your cell phone: someone looking for a job
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer: lol......dont ask
What's your favorite restaurant: Primanti Bros. or Rachels
Last time you swam in a pool: 1990
What was the last thing you bought: cabbage
A secret about you: dont ever talk shit about me behind my back, I dont care why or how long ago it was, I'll write you off in a fucking second......and yes! I'm talking about you, you fucking cunt!
Ever made a prank phone call: Used to all the time...goddamn caller ID
Where did Waldo go: went to the place where all stupid fads go
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem: yes
What did your last text message say: I saw the escape one
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant: lmao....fuck no
Have you ever written poetry: um....I would call them lyrics
How many people have you kissed: I have no idea
Have you ever won a trophy: yes
Are you a good cook: yes
Do you know how to pump your own gas: what a stupid question.
Think fast, who do you hate right now: I honestly learned how to throw that shit away......anymore when I dont like someone, I just kinda sit back and laugh at how fucking stupid and pathetic they look when try to act superior.......what a fucking joke.
Who was the last person you visited in the hospital: boss
What do you think about most: Boobs
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in a revolution
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: mature
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or Ireland
Favourite Eye Color In a Girl: green
Favourite Hair Color In a Girl: dark brown or black
Short or Long Hair In a Girl: long
Height In a Girl: any
Weight In a Girl: in proportion
Best Clothing Style In a Girl: loose
Number of Drugs I have taken: next question
Number of CDs I own: I have thousands of artists in my collection in a combination of CD's, LP's, Tapes, and Mp3's
Story behind your myspace song: eh-coupla different songs, huh? I guess everyone can get something different out off 'em
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing
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