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Em

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate these 'about me' things! Ok, Well, you'll probably kinda get what I'm about from reading my blogs and the stupid quiz things that are on here... All totally accurate, honest! :D I'm a writer really, even though I work in a hotel... hopefully that's only temporary, although technically I have already been there five years...
I have a tendency to pick a new interest every couple of days! Love music, love films, love books. Love my computer, will go insane if anything happens to it! Love robots!
What I don't love: Honey flavoured caramel. Coriander. People who use numbers instead of letters in a sentence. Text speak. Grammatical inaccuracies. People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." For God's sake, people, don't be so dumb! Stupid people. Work. Business people. People wearing suits in hotels. Sunday drivers. Grockles. Carrots. Manuel toothbrushes. Living statues. People using hangovers as an excuse.
My book's website: The Kingdom of Malinas
Now available to buy!
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Open publication - Free publishing - More young adult

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dominic Monaghan, cos the man's a fox! Also very funny. And Ben Barnes, because he's soooo pretty, I just wanna look at him. And maybe comb his hair.

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My Blog

Cooking Vs ADD

I had just spent most of the early afternoon eyeing up a nasty bug that was sat, at head height, on the bookcase right next to me. It looked like a really ugly ladybird. I'd finished work early so I d...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:41:00 GMT

Minced Frog

Our garden was like a jungle. Weeds as tall as I am. Ok, I know I'm short but still, I'd say that's some impressive lazy gardening! My mum refused to sit out there until it was sorted. I quite l...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:35:00 GMT

Job options

Okay, so I've been looking for a new job. At the moment I work in a hotel and I hate it with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. It's not the worst job I've ever had, but it's pretty high up there o...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:44:00 GMT

Tag! (apparently!)

 First of all, thanks Khop for tagging me! *groan* I had no idea what that meant (in a myspace way) until I read your blog! But that's the point I guess. . . anyway quickly before I start to ramb...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:11:00 GMT

The Devine Cereal

Now this blog was either going to be called "The Devine Cereal" or "The Writers' Curse." I went with the cereal because it sounded less ominous. Now I originally wrote this in bed at a ridiculous tim...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:01:00 GMT

Spider City

I don't know if you may have heard on the news recently about this kid who went to the doctors because his ears were popping, only to find out the reason for his bad ears was because there were two sp...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:01:00 GMT

I meant to post a blog. . . but I forgot

I haven't posted a blog in a while so I thought I'd post one now. I did have something to write about. I did have. Turns out that as soon as I actually sit down to write it, my brain packs its bags an...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:44:00 GMT

My day of wonder and joy. . . and joyness

It's a lovely sunny day and I'm stuck at work making beds. People are out in the fields surrounding the hotel, walking their dogs, playing with their kids. Pippa, the boss's dog is barking her head of...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:02:00 GMT

Very excited!!

Just got an email today from the woman who's animating the trailer for my book. She sent me the initial storyboards for me to approve and whatnot. So exciting!! What she's done looks absolutely brilli...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:38:00 GMT

That's when good neighbours. . .

My neighbours are moronic. Their surname is Bond for a start, which makes them doubly moronic cos they think they're 'cool'. And they are weeeeeeiiiiiird! And I mean super freaky weird. They like...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:39:00 GMT