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michelle

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About Me

ank" Well folks, I really don't know where to start. I am from cowtown, favorite food is spaghetti, Tuna sandwiches and I love a good cheeze. I will keep this short. Loves dogs, cats, monkeys, fish. Pretty much anything that breathes oxygen. HOT Myspace Layouts

My Interests

_Computers Working Out! Water Sports Anything that is out of the box ,yet not criminal. I like people who make me laugh, hate people who are closed minded and ignorant and don't like it when people fuck up your day with useless stuff. Live life to the fullest as they say! I love dancing pickles!

I'd like to meet:

" " Nothing turns me on more than a man or woman for that matter than has a good rack and lots of muscles. Just kidding, I am about as athletic as a jock strap at a ballet. I do play baseball, badminton (I suck), float in deep water and enjoy flashing at various sporting events

Music:

S lank" skankin Pickle and Mustard Plug are probably my favorites. WAIT they are! But I like all kinds of music really. You should see my ipod. I have everything from "Meat Sandwich" by Gwar to "Ben" by Micheal Jackson. Bouncing Souls, Pennywise, Quicksand, Jawbreaker, Thrice,The Smalls, , DBS, Propoghandi,AFI,Yeah Yeah Yeahs ,Beastie Boys, Ghetto Boys, 2 Live Crew, Dayglo Abortions, ,Parliament, James Brown, Archie Bleyer, Chubby Checker,The Specials,Madness,Feist, Bedouin Soundclash, The Killers,, The Cranberries, Operation Ivy,System of a Down, Slipnot,Bjork, The Clash, RIP Agony Pipe and Ded Souls. Big supporter of independent music also. That is an entirely another ball of wax.

Movies:

Crash, Babel, Seven Samarai, The Changeling, The Omen, All nightmare on Elm Streets, Pan's Labyrinth, All X Mens, Gangs of New York, The Departed, Snatch, Basketball Diaries Girl Interupted, / / / /,
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures

Television:

Peasant Vision, but I like it that way. Got to watch the local news though. Loves Dateline. I like that "How It's made" show but I never get to watch it unless I am somewhere else. Can't get enough of America's funniest home videos. People doing stupid shit always makes me laugh.

Books:

Textbooks, King. Currently reading "The Jeffrey Dahmer Story" By Don Davis. I got it at a garage sale for three bucks. I was reading "IT' by Stephen King, but I lost it ...or my dog ate it. Either way, I recommend it to anyone who shares the appreciation of a good raspy voiced clown story.

Heroes:

My mom and Dad and Corey Hart because he "Never Surrenders"...if your lost and on your own, you can never surrender...and if your path don't lead you home, you can never surrender...Oh ya, such a sucker for motivational ballads.

My Blog

I hate pedophiles and want to kill them

I am subscribed to "Missing Children" and I replied to more sick fucks getting no more than months for possession of porn and for raping kids. I am sick of this shit and just wanted to vent and hopef...
Posted by michelle on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

No to drugs

Would everyone just wake the fuck up and stop doing hard drugs already.  We are old now.  And how many more people are we going to lose?
Posted by michelle on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:50:00 PST

Really cool sex poem

Body: Roses are redLemons are sourOpen ur legs and give me an hourKissing Is A HabitFucking Is A GameGuys Get All The PleasureGirls Get All The Pain10 Minutes Of Pleasure9 Months Of Pain3 Days In The ...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:12:00 PST

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Michelle Birthday: November 1 St 1976  Scorpio Booya! Birthplace: Cowtown Current Location: Still here Eye Color: Shit Brown Hair Color: Poo r...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

Jeffrey Dahmer

I am currently reading this book about Jeffrey Dahmer written by Don Davis.  AND let me tell you, just when you think that you have read or heard about the most fucked up, unreal, twisted people ...
Posted by michelle on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

Interesting Jeffrey Facts

GIMME A BREAK....YOU CANNOT WRITE AN ESSAY BASED ON THESE LOOSE FACTS:-Discharged from the army in South Carolina in 1981.  Who Knew?-Rumored to kill a german hitchhiker while he was based in Ger...
Posted by michelle on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:37:00 PST

CJSW

Does anyone know how to contact the elusive Chad Saunders or Larry the Hack? I have evidence that Chad wore tight pants and I think there is a little more to Chad's lower region than first believed.&n...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:09:00 PST

Halloween Trivia

We'd like to thank all the people who came down to the pub and participated in the Trivia, Trivia, Trivia!   Especially to those White Hart Slashers.   Shout out to the Porno for P...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

Halloween

Well It's that time again! I hope everyone fills their dough cheeks with candy until they vomit. Have a good Halloween!
Posted by michelle on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:25:00 PST