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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

http://www.myspace.com/lucid44gutterawlradio3.cbc.ca/bands/g utterawlMy name is Al, and i have a company called High Test Design Inc.I come equipped with 7 years industry experience. We are a graphic design house dedicated to and specializing in promotional design for Bands, Musicians, and Venues. I can provide, full service deisgn and production of , presskits (paper and/or PDF file) Stickers, Banners, T-shirts, Buttons, Cd's, Cd layouts, Record layouts, Posters and more!I am a passionate musician with my own sign company to fall back on. I drink beer, but no whiskey. I Ski and I love to huck myself off into oblivion from vantage points full of vertigo. I play bass with no abandon, and slap untill my thumb is bruised. I smoke weed.. but i dont smoke drugz. Sorry Uber conservatives but your nightly beer is far more harmfull to your body than a joint. I believe Canada is the worlds best place to live. And, I have a general distrust for the american government. I am an albertan but not a redneck, I Dont ride horses..matter of fact they scary the bejesuz outta me. I dont chew tobacco, but i do chew gum. My phone is from the space age, and i think pop culture is the root of most evil.i have been known to do stupid things, or eat stupid things on a dare. My opinions are loud but my laugh is even louder.!Down with hatred, Down with Prez. Bush , and condecending Rice his minion can follow him to hell!!Check out my Bands Profile! http://www.myspace.com/lucid44gutterawl..................... ...................................... You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !........................................................... ............................................................ ..''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Note Gnome... he really is a sneaky little shit, and he seems to prefer stealing songwriter's notes!...i have no idea whyMyself, i think it might be interestingGawd... just to ask about the "jokes" , you know the platypus, the armidillo, fat women wearing spandex ...whatever................................................. ............................................................ ....... ............................................................ ............................................................ ....

My Blog

Read it if you have a mind of your own

Ok...this note may be hard for some to take... but i want to rant and i'm going to rant about a few things. SO IF YOU ARE A WHINEY? A SNIVILER/ A WUSS DO NOT READ ANY FUTHER!!!!!Before i rant i am goi...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:21:00 GMT

what the.......?

Grenades and sauceJust frustrate,dont  fly straightif it writes you off , you know what pup?get singed off, the knots o what,the skiff is shot, aground  its caughtits not blue  its red ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:16:00 GMT

just because

Just because i havent written on here for a long time.....here are some updates1) GutterAwl is taking stress leave..we've been working too hard.... we will play again July 9th @ broken city ...then Au...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:51:00 GMT

just some Stuff.... and some other stuff...with some stuff

If anyone is interested... pick up the Beatroute magazine , out this week and theres and article about us in it... you can read it here on the Reporters own website: http://www.kmnr.ca/2007/kMNR_v2007...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:31:00 GMT

epiphany

I came to an epiphany this morning.....at about 4AMI am no longer going to hold on to what is lost, to what is not there.I am going to focus on ME for once in my fucking life....I am going to be more ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:39:00 GMT

......

Do you ever wish you could go back and do it all over again?sometimes i do
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:24:00 GMT

Hyperventilate

The Sun SetsShadows Dissappear,Twilight beakons her,Powerless as ever, Always thereCan't Force the changeHyperventilate God its just too lateI can hardly face the dayThe beast has takenaway the warm d...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 15:19:00 GMT

wonder

i wonder what people do...and why, its tough to understand,hard to say goodbye
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:19:00 GMT

holy hell

   sooo many shows to play, sooooo many records, soooo much pressholy hell
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:52:00 GMT

trucker talk

*it crackles over a CB radio*"what the fuck?.....over!"
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:17:00 GMT