Jake

Today

Out on the road today,I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.A little voice inside my head said,"Man, fuck Don Henley."
Posted by Jake on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:20:00 PST

So, I was kidnapped...

I haven't been blogging much lately, but it really isn't my fault. I was kidnapped. It was totally weak.So, I just get home from work, I'm messing with the front door keys, and this guy behind me is...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

An apology

Dear Miss,I hope this message finds you. I know that the chances are slim, but I do feel it necessary to try to open a line of communication. We've only met in passing, but I feel that I have done y...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST

Crocodile tears

"Did you hear?""'Bout what, Mom?""The Croc Hunter!"I had. On September fourth, in the year of our Lord, 2006, Steve Irwin died. He was filming a documentary on the Great Barrier Reef, when the poiso...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:10:00 PST

MAGIC!!!

This was a comment for my sister, but I thought I'd share it. It's pretty much a rip-off of a David Cross bit, but fuck it. That guy hasn't called me back in months.Sadly this is not all 9 (NINE!!!)...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:30:00 PST

I lied, it's not a blog.

It's pictures from Art of Pain. Just some zombie stuff. It's from a camera phone so the quality is so-so. Enjoy.this last one was taken by Shane Starkweather on a very nice camera....
Posted by Jake on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:56:00 PST

WTC. WTF?

My friend Hailey and I recently caught an advance screening of "World Trade Center".  If you are planning on seeing it, please consider these questions first...1) Despite signs all around you tha...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:44:00 PST

ugh...

Today, President Bush used his first veto to block legislation that would expand embryonic stem cell research because, "It crosses a moral boundary."  He went on.  "We need to let the childr...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:54:00 PST

I'm like a bad penny...

That's right boys and girls, after several failed attempts, the fine people and by fine people, I mean retarded, should-have-been-an-abortion monkeys) at the cable company have finally decided to show...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:39:00 PST

An open letter...

An open letter to the heads of the Northern Definate Association to Terminate Escorting (NO-D.A.T.E.)My name is Jake Hames.  I recently became aware of your organization through an awkward, if no...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:23:00 PST