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Bowl Scraper

hallelujah hollaback!

About Me

LIKES: sweet, caring, generous, considerate, hygenic, intelligent, humorous, GENUINE human beings; bananas, nutella, butter, sriracha, sweet baby ray's, dashi, ginger, gamay rouge, carbonated water, argo tea; shoes.DISLIKES: assholes, ass kissers, people who talk with "crispy S's", people who call themselves "chefs", customers who come in right before closing time, repressed homosexuals, the row of black girls that talk during a movie, racist alabamians, people who try so fucking hard to be "punk rock", clicky filipinos who flock in large groups wear all brand name shit and drive yellow hondas, liars, cheaters, "the other woman/man"; patchouli, black licorice, the nauseating smell of vinegar being used for cleaning.

My Interests

long walks on the beach...actually, short walks on the beach...well, maybe not on the beach, the sand kinda slows you down and makes my ankles and my calves hurt...awe screw it, i really don't like walking either...being pushed in a wheelchair along side the beach.

Music:

country

Movies:

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyuns...YEAH!

Television:

LOST, heroes, 24, law and order SVU, the simpsons, family guy, nip/tuck, pretty much everything on mtv, american idol, so you think you can dance?, the food network, top chef

Books:

Hooked on Phonics didn't work for me.

Heroes:

one of the greatest shows ever created.