Bish

I'm a second year pediatric resident at Children's Mercy Hospital in Kansas City. That's Missouri, not Kansas, you jerks. I used to think I was quiet, until I shut up long enough for someone to tell me otherwise. I used to be quite smart. I might still be, but now I have more important things in my life than being smart. Well, either that or I drank my brain away in college. But so did you, so don't hold it against me. I spend most of my days poking children with needles, then giving them stickers to make up for it. When I'm not doing that, I'm spending time with my fiancee in our slanted-not-enchanted rental house, finding new recipes to keep us sated, playing video games like the twelve year old I really am, and playing with my grandfather's old guitar, trying to pick that song out of my head.