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Billy Muhfuckin Rebel

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like goats, dildos, whiskey, and cigarettes (in that order). Most likely I'm masturbating right now, using the tears that flow oh so freely as lubrication or, failing that, the previous day's jizz from my work shirt.

My Interests

I looooove chocolate. But I can't eat it cuz I'll get fat. But it's soooooooo good.

I'd like to meet:

I don't "like" people. And people don't "like" me because I "molest" little boys, I "sweat when I eat", and "fuck trees". But we don't hug afterwards so I ain't no goddam hippy

Music:

All of it especially Afro-Cuban-dance-techtronica from Iceland, I'm just that current.

Movies:

Anything with hardcore anal...and I mean ANYTHING

Television:

Anything with hardcore anal...and I mean ANYTHING

Books:

Cheap romance novels which I read late at night while masturbating and then crying myself to sleep (see above)

Heroes:

Batman.

My Blog

An Interesting Weekend

Angels opened for LBC friday and saturday. Friday was full on balls in yo momma’s face rock n fuckin roll followed by drunken shennanigans in Dekalb involving bursting in on people have sex and ...
Posted by Billy Muhfuckin Rebel on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:09:00 PST

I Can’t Go Back to the Library.....

.....there was some unpleasantness. Played at Double Door last night with The Bronx and Last Vegas. Had a great time. Goin to see American Taxi tonight, hang out upstairs at Beat Kitchen afterward and...
Posted by Billy Muhfuckin Rebel on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST

Billy Rebel's Goin On Tour

I'm goin on tour sluts! Out w/ Deal's Gone Bad until the 17th so if ya get a chance to say goodbye before I leave (tomorrow's the last night I'll be free because I have a private party to play w/ the ...
Posted by Billy Muhfuckin Rebel on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:36:00 PST

I'm Procrastinating and Masturbating

This weekend was a maximum rock n roll weekend. The Detroit Cobras were great, Deal's Gone Bad played a hell of a show and their new record is badass so check it, and the Reigning Sound polished it of...
Posted by Billy Muhfuckin Rebel on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

Saturdaaaaaaaaay!!!

Probably one of the best times I've had in a while. Thanks to all of you who made the trek out. Between the drinks, the friends, and the amazing support everyone showed (including the RA choir shoutin...
Posted by Billy Muhfuckin Rebel on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

And That's the Story of the First Caramel Cod

Seems to be a new year of sorts. What will you be doing this year: attempting to better yourself in anyway, continuing to carry on in your debauched manner or perhaps a little of both? Well I'm just d...
Posted by Billy Muhfuckin Rebel on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST