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Venna

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About Me

I'm just a homespun girl with a penchant for the truth. Sometimes I get a hankering to have jewelry bought for me en masse, but those vagaries are kept to a minimum during the spring. I have a list of twenty things I must complete in life, some of which are building a house, sleeping on $100,000, 20 boy push-ups in a row, and petting a sloth. I have completed six of them. But hey, don't waste your time on this ol' rubric. Read on!
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My Blog

Myself update II

This is edited letter to family, so ya know.... just so you know. .....Enjoy me talking about myself and how I'm doing.....Oh, the promises I made to keep in close touch and my first update is offensi...
Posted by Venna on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:37:00 PST

Funny technology mix ups! Podcast coming

1) Take care, when typing so fast on the keyboard as we do these days, not to replace the word "appealing" with "appalling." The result can be funny, nonsensical, or as in my case, self-sabotage. 2) N...
Posted by Venna on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST

LIBERTARIANS UNITE!!!

Hey! Yeah.... Join the libertarian party. I just did. Its NEAT.... LIBERTARIAN = FISCAL CONSERVATIVE + SOCIAL LEFT WINGER + CRAZY COOKY PERSON W/ A SHOT GUN. Hmmm, now for those primaries. The x-prost...
Posted by Venna on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

MYSELF NEWS UPDATE: Special and important letter to Portland and LA friends

I am moving to LA in April. I will need a place to stay when I get there with all my stuff. Some of it smells of moth balls, some of it is soiled, but most of it smells like girl, so that's good. Come...
Posted by Venna on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST

Tim and Eric has begunn

Tim and Eric has begunI forgot to tell you guys! Put on a diaper, jump in your car, and get ready to laugh.....http://www.adultswim.com/shows/timanderic/index.ht mlLove., ...
Posted by Venna on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:33:00 PST

My Honeymoon with Technology is OVER

Okay, let me be the first to say, despite my hatred of that discipline in which I hold my B.S., psychology is, for the most part, a crock of deceit and alchemy. But, there were a few beneficial points...
Posted by Venna on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:23:00 PST

Satan slept through election day, whoops!!!!!

In a fit of exhaustion, (due to his intense productivity of the last half decade) speculators can only assume Satan involuntarily dozed off as Americans hurriedly assembled to perform that one task th...
Posted by Venna on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

Birthday wishes from you...awwww

awwwww. you guys are so super sweet for cyber remembering my birthday! Sadly (or happily), I will be in Urbana, IL for a radio show and then I'll take the Kingdom to lasertag. MISS YOU GUYS ----birthd...
Posted by Venna on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST

Happy Birthday, Getting Scared

Let try a serious blog today, shall we?... Five years ago, this morning, I was sitting in the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente about to go into surgery, scheduled for 10 a.m. I was told there would b...
Posted by Venna on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:45:00 PST

Jessica Simpson

Last night, 4 am, Jessica Simpson, circa 1996 self-depricating indie Jessica Simplton
Posted by Venna on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST