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Jordan

My Space? Oh...I thought this was PIE space...

About Me

High Arches. Them's dancers feet.

My Interests

Giving high fives to all my best buds, Fun in the Sun, NPR, Improv, Maxin' and Relaxin'.

I'd like to meet:

No-nonsense tough guys who keep their cool and get results

Music:

Ted Leo on The Sound of Young America:

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, The Jerk, Night of the Living Dead, The Big Lebowski, The Iron Giant, The Incredibles

Television:

.. Will Ferrell Must Retire! on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Books:

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, Ragtime, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, The Watchmen

Heroes:

The American Farmer. The American Industrial Worker. The American Guy who Towels off Your Hands in The Bathroom of a Fancy Restraunt.

My Blog

Trader Joes Reviews

Here are some reviews of products I've recently purchased at Trader Joes: 5 Layer Dip:  Once you've had 7 layers, it's hard to go back.  Sushi:  You might say I've gotten a little to...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:02:00 PST

Any plant care tips?

Seriously, these things keep diying on me. I'm starting to feel like a real asshole.
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

In my opinion...

Call me crazy but I think Chiwetel Ejiofor is the next Djimon Honsou .
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:10:00 PST

I'm Sierra Pissed

Dana Rohrabacher is a Congressman from the 46th Congressional district and a world class a-hole. I heard him on KPCC's Air Talk last week waxing mean about the proposed budget cuts to public broadcast...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Save the Date(s)!

I'm getting married....to jokes! Perhaps you know that I, along with Jesse Thorn, Lauren Pasternak and Jim Real have a sketch ( tiny pre-written humorous playletts) comedy group called ...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A new byline.

"Star Wars Episode 3: Fine, Let's Get This Over With"
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

McGriddles?

More like McDisappointments.
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On Nerdiness...

We live in a post-Urkle, post-Screech, post-Anthony Michael Hall landscape where the word "Nerd" has become an undeniable part of our cultural vocabulary. It has gotten to the point where large porti...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everybody weigh in....

What do you think? Gore Vidal or Gore Verbenski? Mandy Patinkin or Battleship Potemkin?
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST